[Lauv Keiko]

I'd be glad to be let go xD

Granted but then you get lost in the grocery store

I wish my back didn't hurt

[Honey]

Granted, but now your head hurts

I wish that this cheese was not so spicy D:

[Lauv Keiko]

granted, now everything is not spicy.

I wish I don't have this job.

[benwolf0]

granted, but now you have no money

i wish for the world

[Lauv Keiko]

granted, but the world turns to something you'd really really hate


I wish some people would just disappear.

[Katame Shiraga]

Granted, but they happened to be people you actually like.

I wish I hadn't forgotten about Trisphee for as long as I did.

[benwolf0]

granted, but you forget you log on name now

i wish to fly

[SolaceXxX]

granted, but now you can't come down to earth

I wish I wasn't lazy^-^

[Lauv Keiko]

granted, but you get too busy you could never rest

I wish my hands didn't hurt

[Katame Shiraga]

Granted. Now your ass hurts instead.

I wish I didn't have to spread the mulch.

[Greed]

Granted. Now you are covered in mulch.

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I wish I could sleep more.

[Katame Shiraga]

(Being covered in mulch sounds much better than spreading the mulch.)

Granted, but now you never wake up and eventually become brain-dead.

I wish every weapon from sci-fi VGs were real.

[Kira Shino]

Granted, but now they're all aimed at you

I wish there was something good on to watch at a time im actually able to watch it

[Katame Shiraga]

Granted, but now there is nothing good on at any other time, so everything's ratings go down until TV itself eventually becomes abolished eternally.

I wish my lips would never get chapped.

[Lauv Keiko]

granted, but now they're so supple and shiny and glossy that people mistake you for a woman.

I wish I don't get stressed anymore

[Maro]

Granted but now everything is too easy and you run out of things to do.


I wish I had some cake.