[Ultima]

Granted. It's a stop-motion Christmas-themed movie.

I wish to get over my writer's block.

[Katame Shiraga]

Granted. However, everything you write now is a piece of garbage.

I really wish I could understand what my dreams were telling my subconscious.

[Lauv Keiko]

granted, but then you think you're sigmund freud

I wish my back didn't hurt

[Katame Shiraga]

Granted. Now your face hurts so badly that you try and rip it off, thus killing yourself in the process.

I wish people weren't greedy.

[MuseSick]

Granted, but then everyone is so nice to one another, they all end up hating one another.

I wish I could finish this scarf.

[Katame Shiraga]

(...how does that even make sense, Muse?)

Granted. It looks terrible, however.

I wish I had more music on my iPod.

[Ultima]

Granted. It's all in Finnish.

I wish I could control time.

[Katame Shiraga]

(...and that's not a bad thing, Ultima. I have some songs on here that are in Japanese, some in German, some in Spanish, and some in...what was it? Swedish? Or was it Yiddish? I can't recall. The song is Ieva's Polka, by the way, so, whatever language that's in. [Some of it is gibberish, yes, but most of it is an actual language.] Oh, and Korean! Oppa Gangnam Style is a pretty good song.)

Granted. However, you can only stop or fast forward time on good moments, and rewind on bad moments up to the start of the bad moment.

I wish I had a telescope.

[Lauv Keiko]

granted, but then it turns into a kaliedoscope


I wish I had a siberian husky

[Honey]

Granted, but they never stop howling.

I wish that I was done and have passed finals already.

[Kaunisenkeli]

Granted, but for the rest of your life you have random jumps forward in time. You never remember what happens during these time jumps, and from what you can gather a different personality takes over. This unknown personality proves itself to be brilliant but is extremely mean-spirited. This frequently brings people who want revenge and answers for actions you don't remember at all.

I wish I could test at least one myth with the Mythbusters. Even if it would drive me crazy because of the crush I have on Kari Byron. >.>

[Katame Shiraga]

Granted, but it happens to be a myth that winds up going wrong and causes your untimely death.

I wish I was a kangaroo.

[benwolf0]

Granted, but you are a kangaroo now

i wish for all the pie in the world

[Lauv Keiko]

granted, but they're all giant pies and you get smooshed by the first one and never get to enjoy the rest.

I wish for more moneeeeeeeeey.

[Law]

Granted, but you're given nothing but Zimbabwe currency. Gratz you're a billionaire, but the 10 billion dollar bill there is worth less than the paper it's printed on.

I wish for an anti corruption shield for any sort of future wish related activities.

[benwolf0]

Granted but your age is now 1 years old to act as a cute shield

i wish i was love by all