[Xun]

Granted, but the suggestion you choose makes you look more of a fool than you are now in your retro-joker attire.

I wish I had a dollar.

[Katame Shiraga]

(._. You say that like it's a bad thing.)

Granted, but it happens to be in yen, which means you have to tote around a big ol' jar full of 'em.

I wish I had a billion dollars in yen.

[Xun]

(( I know. I was trying to find the right words so that it didn't sound insulting. Sorry about that. ))

Granted, but the person that's supposed to convert your money made a mistake in decimal placement. So now you have far less than what you were expecting.

I wish Pokemon were real.

[Katame Shiraga]

(Dude, it takes an assload to offend me, and even then it's a toss-up as to whether or not I'm pretending to be offended or not.)

Granted, but, then this happens: VG Cats: With Great Power

I vish everyone in ze entire vurld vas forced to speak viz a German accent...und zey liked eet.

[Xun]

(( Now that's some balls right there. Also-- LMAO, THAT COMIC ))

Und granted! Now watch as pure Germans get angry and think people are mocking them and they attempt to make a new language and new dialect, changing back the world the way it was before.

I wish that (the above corrupted scenario) didn't happen.

[Katame Shiraga]

(...what are you saying "That's some balls" to? I just woke up from a weird-ass dream that I had during my nap, so, my mind's kinda splintered at the moment trying to remember some of the moments in the dream that I can't currently remember, while also trying to wake up at the same time AND think of a good corruption for your wish.)

Granted. Instead, Germany begins to believe that everyone has suddenly decided to except their Nazi ways and decides to invade everyone. And I mean EVERYONE. Eventually they succeed and the whole planet gets renamed from "Earth" to "Götterwelt" and anyone with even an inkling of a free thought gets killed and beheaded to show the rest of the world.

Again, I wish my mind wasn't capable of such grand macabre tales.

(Oh, and for those of you who don't know German that well, "Götterwelt" means "Pantheon," "Gods," "Divine World," or "World of Gods.")

[Xun]

(( What I mean is, you have some pretty sturdy patience to deal with a bunch of people who try to put you down. I wish I was like that. ;; Also-- LOL I always did hate that when you have a dream and you try to recall each moment. That happens to me sometimes, but I tend to fail at it. ;; ))

Granted, but you no longer have the ability to corrupt wishes with witty tales.

I wish I could take that back and figure out a different way to corrupt the wish.

[Katame Shiraga]

(It's mostly due to my Autism, which causes me to be apathetic to just about everything. It also causes the effects of caffeine and chamomile tea to be reversed...which means that if I want energy, I use chamomile tea instead of caffeine, and if I want to go to sleep, I'd use caffeine instead of chamomile tea.)

Granted, but you happened to corrupt it into something far worse than what you originally corrupted it into.

I wish I actually know how to speak German fluently, so that I would momentarily stop wishing to be fluent in multiple languages.

EDIT: And also so that I could understand what most of my father's half of my family was saying...although, it's not that hard to guess with German sometimes.

[Xun]

(( Ah, well, that's actually quite alright. '^' And I've never met a person before in my life that had those reversed effects. If you don't mind me asking, is that normal for autistic people? I know a few autistic peeps, but I never seen them with some kind of effect like that. ))

Granted, but you become so fluent in German, you forget how to speak in other languages and have difficulty understanding people who don't speak your language.

Ooo, part of your family's German? That's neat. '^'

I wish I could speak Tagalog and Illocano.

[Katame Shiraga]

(I dunno. I'm the only Autistic person I know. But, I know that the reversed effects are because of my Autism. And, yes, part of my family is German. They actually came from Germany itself. Moved here when my father was eight. Then moved back at one point. Can't recall why. Then they moved back again...or maybe it was just my dad that moved back to Germany, then moved back to the US? I can't recall.)

Granted, but now no one else can or will ever speak those languages, which makes your ability to speak them absolutely useless.

I wish I knew what all the Legendaries from Pokemon represented.

[Darth Vader]

Granted, but it turns you that they all suck really badly, and they change your perspective on Pokémon forever, leaving you with a feeling of eternal contempt.

I wish my back didn't hurt, eugh.

[Katame Shiraga]

(I'm already in a life of eternal contempt.)

Granted. Now your face is on fire eternally, much like Prometheus of Greek mythology's punishment of having his organs pecked out by a crow only to be regenerated the next day and have it done all over again.

._. I wish Trisphee's avis didn't look like such genderbent traps.

[Honey]

Granted, but instead they are now unproportional and not properly shaded.

I wish that it would snow.

[Kamikaze Chinchilla]

Granted, but the snow is made of dog pee.

I wish Christmas would come sooner.

[Katame Shiraga]

Granted, but now everyone kills off everyone because fu*k the holidays.

I wish people wouldn't take that censor the wrong way...but, then again, why would I censor it like that if I didn't want people to stain their innocence even more?

[Kamikaze Chinchilla]

Granted...all people are now perverts, adult stuff is now socially acceptable and encouraged, and no one knows what censorship is. Since censorship doesn't exist, there's nothing they can do about taking it the wrong way O 3o

I wish I could have a flying turtle.