[Honey]

Granted, but the effects of the grenade effects you as well.

I wish my football team would win D:<

[Kali_Namir]

Granted, but the win the trophy for longest loosing streak...

I wish I knew what to do...

[Honey]

Granted, but then you are unable to do it.

I wish that my puppy was potty trained to go outside.

[Katame Shiraga]

(o.o You do know that it would've affected me, too, anyway, right? After all, the prick that was pissing me off would've been right in front of me, and if I set off a concussion grenade from that range, I'll be hit by it, too.)

Granted, but now it purposefully does its business in the house.

I wish I was in a euphoric state right now.

[Kali_Namir]

Granted, but it only lasted for 30 minutes, then you went depressive...

I wish my PowerPoint would do itself and get me an A...

[Katame Shiraga]

(>.> So, you mean like what always happens? I'm euphoric for a short while, then I'm depressed for a longer while.)

Granted, but then PowerPoint becomes sentient and turns into the next SkyNet and kills us all.

I wish GPX+ (Global Pokedex Plus) would always have a multiplier of 4.0.

[Ultima]

Granted. Due to the increase in activity on the site, it crashes. Permanently.

I wish for an endless supply of US dollars.

[Merlin]

Granted, but upon wishing, the value decreases, instantly making the value of the US Dollar useless.

I wish I could see through things.

[Honey]

Granted, but the things you end up seeing scar you for life.

I wish my puppy would calm down and go to bed XD

[Katame Shiraga]

Granted, but now your puppy can never and will never wake up.

I wish the sea was made of cucumbers.

[Merlin]

Granted, however you have a sudden hatred towards cucumbers, punching babies every time you stare out into the sea.

I wish I cold think of more wishes.

[Honey]

Granted, but none of them can be granted.

I wish I could eat tomatoes.

[Katame Shiraga]

Granted, but now you can't eat apples.

I wish punching babies wasn't socially discouraged.

[Merlin]

Granted, but walking is socially discouraged now.

I wish I had the voice of Freaky Fred from Courage the Cowardly Dog.

[Katame Shiraga]

Granted, but now every time you talk, someone stabs you in the chest.

I wish Courage's Nightmare was wrong and that everyone is perfect.

[Honey]

Originally Posted by Katame Shiraga

Granted, but now you can't eat apples.

(Haha, I cannot eat apples anyway, BI No loss.)



Granted, but while everyone is perfect the world is decaying around us.

I wish I had more time to take a major test.