[termyte]

granted but you don't know the questions.

i wish for 5 min's of silence.

[Katame Shiraga]

Granted, now you can't ever hear anything.

I wish I was a cowboy hat.

[Lauv Keiko]

Granted, but you get tossed in a bullfight.

I wish I lost weight

[Katame Shiraga]

Granted, but now you lose so much weight that you wind up creating a black hole and getting sucked into it.

I wish I was a frog.

[Lauv Keiko]

granted, but you then marry a really beautiful princess...but she's too clingy and she won't let you go, physically.

I wish I had lots of sleep.

[Hikori]

granted, but then you became rip van winkle

I wish she understood the reference...

[Merlin]

Granted, she understood, but is missing her left arm.

I wish I could pet a moose!

[Ultima]

Granted. But now you've made his mother angry. ... RUN.

I wish for a real Death Note o3o

[Katame Shiraga]

(Her being clingy isn't necessarily a bad thing, especially if she's rich.)
Granted, but it winds up getting stolen from you and used for evil, specifically against you first.

I wish I was a Shinigami, specifically a Shinigami from Bleach.

[Kali_Namir]

Granted, but now you're horribly cosplayed all over the globe.

I wish this was real life...

[termyte]

granted but you still get the computer crashes

i wish my headache would go away.

[Hikori]

granted, but hey, now your foot hurts and it wont' go away

I wish I wish with all i might, grant the wish i wish tonight~

[Merlin]

Granted, but since the wish you wished tonight, your hair catches fire when you see the light.

I wish I slenderman would pay me my $20.

[Hikori]

granted, but then noone ever saw you again.

I wish he knew how to actually rhyme...

[Lauv Keiko]

Granted, but then it gets too annoying people avoided him

I wish I get this finished soon

[Katame Shiraga]

Granted, but you wind up hurrying and finish it sloppily.

I wish, I wish with all my heart! To fly with dragons, in a land apart.