[Honey]

Granted, but you have to do homework all evening with no breaks!

I wish my stomach did not hurt.

[whitexsuicide]

Granted but now your foot hurts.

I wish for more money

[Honey]

Granted, but you prices skyrocket and you cannot buy anything.

I wish that I had more school work done.

[Scintilla]

@Honbon: e u e ;; That's what I do normally, lol.

Granted, but you go blind for staring at microsoft word for so long.

I wish I could eat any sweet I wanted to and therefore not get fat.

[whitexsuicide]

granted but it's bland

I wish for a new fish

[Honey]

Granted, but their scales are dull and they are not very smart (are fish normally? xD;;)

I wish I had a dog.

[Scintilla]

Granted but it dies. o xo

I wish for maximum concentration powah! >:U

[whitexsuicide]

granted but you can never get anything down because you have to concentrate

I wish for sweets

[Honey]

Granted, but that is all you have left to eat.

I wish I was not so lazy.

[whitexsuicide]

granted but now you have no time to relax

I wish my page just didn't fail me when i was handing in my rp post...

[Honey]

Oof, that one sucks.
Granted, but now the page only works for rp posts.

I wish that I could help people more.

[whitexsuicide]

granted but now you can never help yourself leaving you with a nanny/caregiver

I wish my second post was as good as my first...

[Honey]

Granted, but none of your other posts live up

I wish I was done coloring this pineapple.

[Katame Shiraga]

Granted, but you wound up painting it the wrong color.

I wish I lived in Tokyo. (Try and corrupt THAT one, nyahehe~!)

[Honey]

Granted, but Tokyo is soon destroyed by Godzilla once you move there.
(Boo ya!)

I wish one of my friends was online.

[Katame Shiraga]

(Coddarnit! And Tokyo was NICE, too!)

Granted, but they soon tell you they hate you and never want to be friends with you again.

I wish I could convert all Trisphites to Subbjugglatorism.