[woopdidoodoo]

hiya all haven't been feeling chatty lately but I had a good birthday got drunk lol I rarely get drunk so it was fun.

I'm cooking a roast at the moment yum

[hyjin]

*noms on paw*
im hungry...

[woopdidoodoo]

aww *feeds Hy*
is tired wants to go back to sleeeeeep

[hyjin]

Then go sleep ill be here

[woopdidoodoo]

lol is day time so me can'ts till later
why is it so quiet here?

[hyjin]

i dont know maybe bc dk is not here this week

[Demonskid]

Originally Posted by Lucid:

Inari's head looks exactly like Inari's avatar's head! ^o^
(Well, except for the fluffy ears and red dot eyebrows and eye color. >.> )

._. i do have piccys of me with my ears on now oxo,


Well on to my post of my trip! ouo

broken headphone, had to use the wire

Elsie
Grandfather
Jane
I did this on our way out there. xD
Joe janes boyfriend
Aunt Cindy
Marry Lou
Tommy (He's deaf)
Left to Right Mom, Judy, Cathy
Uncle Guy and Mom
Cousin Scotty (he hates photos didn't know my 3ds took pics ahahahaha)
MY MARSHMELLOW D< NO ONE ELSE CAN HAS DEM!
Zeke the day we left home.. I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!
Yes my aunt lives in amish country =w=,
Uncle Guy again
elsie's grape vines
elsie's stone turtle
elsies metal turtle
random tank
picture of a picture of grandfather feeding a bear in his younger days
my mommy OnO

Mom (Candy)
Aunt Jane
Aunt Elsie
Grandfather Guy Strausbagh
Uncle Denis
Uncle Guy Jr
Aunt Judy
Aunt Cathy
Aunt Cindy
Aunt Marry Lou
Aunt Denise
Cousin Guy III
Cousin Scottie
Cousin Jessica
Cousin Tommy
Cousin Ron
Second Cousin Jackson
Sister Jennie
Sister April
Nephew Kenny Jr
Furture Uncle Joe


Day One: Thursday - Traveling

Mom and I go up early and got ready. We prepaired Zeke's food, water, and litter. Put on the tv for him so he didn't seem so lonely, because someone suggested that it helped with cats when their owners go on vacation and shit. Mom already had her stuff packed. Me, since I use all my stuff daily, I packed last minute. The more we waited the more agitated I got. Well, we had hamburgers for breakfast (I know.. not the healthiest thing right? Though.. I don't gain much weight with those burguers and they fill me up.) Mom called up Aunt Jane and asked for a ETA. Well Jane and her fiance work late at a place called Kraftmade or some stupid place, and so they haven't had any sleep. They were all “We're gonna sleep for a bit then leave out.” so we watched some TV while we waited. Around Noon I was tempted to get on the Desktop just to chat with people I was so bored but it needed to stay off while we were gone so I didn't turn it on. Instead I played The Legend of Zelda: Minish Cap on my 3DS (yay free zelda games xD) I got hungry and ate a small thing of beefaroni because well, I tend to get car sick some times and I needed something in my stomach anyway so I wouldn't puke bile and shit. Well.. we left out around 4:10PM.. I know this because I was watching “The Mentalist” and the episode we were watching seemed interesting.

While we waited for Jane and her Fiance to get us I was all “We aren't gonna get there till sometime around midnight.” Mom argued with me saying that Jane said it wouldn't take too long to get there.

Well like I said. 4:10PM they finally showed up. The reason they were late starting.. Jane still had to pack. They never got any sleep. We got in the KIA SUV thing they have and left. First stop to make was Giant Eagle to get my beefjerky. Good thing I got that too. Mom had gotten some Miricle Whip and some water for us to drink on the road. Second stop was at Walgreens because mom wanted to print out those damned photos of Tommy Cash. That there took forever and my clip on headphones.. sorta broke.. I used the cord to hang it around my ear until I could fix the clipon thing that broke off.. Finally we hit the interstate. Joe's driving was good. He didn't go to fast or too slow.. He didn't weave on the road. Aunt Jane on the other hand.. when she got behind the wheel she was swerving and shit.. It was a nerve racking journey. Especially since we never stopped for food. I was SO happy I had beefjerky with me. I ate a bag for supper. We got to Jennie's place around 11:30PM. Had a hard time finding her parking lot and stuff.. the GPS was all “Turn right” and there would be a friggen patch of tree's or something. Texted Fen to let her know I got there safly.. so many friggen idiots on the road. Well.. Mom and Jennie made up and we all hunkered down to sleep. It was Freezing. We weren't told that we'd need blankets at Jennies place so mom and I didn't brink them in. I tried sleeping on the floor.. I hurt so much and barely got sleep between tossing and turning, or waking up just to curl in to my jacket to get warm. Around 5:30 I gave up and joined mom up on the couch bed thing. Jennie had given mom a sheet. It helped but not much. I was happy to leave there.

Day 2: Friday – Bouncing Around

Day 2 started off good. After we left my eldist sisters apartment. Found a Old Country Buffet and FINALLY ate food. I had 2 taco's, some cherry tomatos, some Cantalop, pudding, a thing of fudge and 2 cookies. Mom told me I didn't eat enough so I 'had' to go back for desert. That pissed me off because I was already full. After leaving the resturant the stopped at Super K. They wanted a flag thing for the trailer hitch and flowers for grandmothers grave, Mom and I stayed in the car thinking it wouldn't take them long to get that. Well.. they got something that would work for the trailer hitch seeing as there were no reflective flags, and they got Jane a new purse and Joe some new shoes. It took them FOREVER. Well we finally left Super K, got back on the road where the GPS was acting stupid. “Make a U-Turn.” “Make a U-Turn” It refused to stop saying that until Jane Finally made a U-Turn. At one point before the U-Turn it wanted us to go straight.. which would have led us into one of those fields that are next to Exits and stuff. Yea... Well she finally made a U-Turn and the GPS was all, Turn Right on Exit and we were no longer going in Circles. U-Turns are so friggen dangerous on that type of street.

Well, we went to visit my Cousin Ron and his new kid Jackson. Never met Ron before, last time mom had seen him I wasn't even born yet. I had a good time at the pizza shop I guess.. I am not one for kids and well.. that kid wanted to cling to me.. He mainly wanted my Kirara ears. The poor 8 month old couldn't figure out if I were a Person or a Cat. I held little Jackson for a bit. Then he finally went back to his dad. We left there after a while.. mainly because Joe and Jane were running out of Nickles to feed the parking meters.

We headed for Uncle Guys place next. I met my grandfather and FINALLY my Uncle Guy. I like Guy a LOT more then Uncle Denis. He's not so stuck up. Mom and I attempted to talk to my grandfather... OMG so different then when I last saw him. He can't even walk or go to the bathroom alone. Aunt Judy also showed up because we were supposed to go visit my grandmothers grave and go see my nephew. Well that had to wait for saterday because Judy took forever to get there. Once there, she and mom started up some drama. Judy was all talking politics, asked me who I was voting for.

I'm sorry.. Politics and shit give me headaches, as does drama. Well she was all “well do you want this to happen? Or this?” and I was like.. no. just to get her to shut up. Well then she told me who to vote for. Still not voting but ok. What ever shut up now. If I ever decide to vote.. I'll go make my own choice. But it doesn't help that each side lies about the other to gain favor. Well.. Judy started on how the government arrested some vetran for something and put him in the nut house for it and thats what started mom off.. saying that Judy and Grandmother placed her in a nut house saying she had TB. Well honestly.. I think mom did have TB... she just didn't have no hole in her lungs the size of a 50cent piece. OMG... when that came up every one was all “God does this God does that” I was sooooo pissed off. I just stayed silent.. Then the fight stopped, mom went outside. I followed to make sure she is alright. In stead of fighting, Judy should have calmly explained her side of the story instead of shouting. That there would have kept things from going off the rocker.

Well outside we waited for Jane and Joe to prepair to head for Aunt Elsies place. Took them forever. While we waited I talked to and met my Cousin Scott. He seemed cool. Few years older then me and already has is hair receiding so he shaves the rest of his hair. He got caught growing and selling weed a while ago and recently got out of jail. But he was still cool to talk to.. I told him to visit trisphee. Everyone else that I talked to I just say “the website I go to sometimes” mainly because I don't want them on tris.

We finally left out from there to Elsie's place. It's an intresting place and we don't freeze at night while we sleep so I like it. My Aunt Elsie is an intresting person too.. Pretty Much she is constantly Drunk. She fed us. I still don't like Lasania or Pot Pie but I ate it. After staying up and chatting with Elsie till 2AM. We all went to bed.

Day 3: Saterday – Graves and Cookouts

I never want to repeat day 3 again. It started out alright.. waking up, hanging with the 2 cool aunts. Well we left out, Jane and Joe stopped at this store.. Mom and they went infor stuff I stayed out in the car playing zelda minish cap. Mom came out first. She doesnt like PA's prices on Cigaretts apparently. Joe came out and handed me super glue. Every house we stopped at I asked for super glue and well it no one had any.. Elsie had Gorilla Glue but well.. that had hardened inside the bottle, there was no using that. I was so happy I could fix my headphones now. Jane came out with flowers for Grandmothers grave and we headed back to Guy's place.

We got there. I met Aunt Marry Lou.. She attempted Korean.. I spoke Japanese. She shrugged and said what ever and went back to what she was doing. I shrugged and went outside where I went to fix my headphones. Finally.. Fixed them, only to find my bag that I was carrying around had holes forming at the semes.. used super glue on them too..

Aunt Cathy I think it was arrived with Cousin Jessica. Joy... not. Those two, Me, Mom, Jane, Joe and Judy piled into Judy's van and we headed to the Gravesite of my Grandmother and some of our Filmore/Snail ancestors. The trip there was.. nothing but drama and it was Cousin Jessica who started it. First it was blaming Judy for the roads being closed and Detored. “If you plan a trip somewhere, you need to plan it throughly so shit like this doesnt happen. I need to be back before 5 so I can go to work” said Jessica. Judy asked “If you are so worried about being late to work and stuff why did you come along?” Jessica was all “ITS MY FAMILY TOO!” as if she DOESN'T live in PA and can't come see the stupid graves any time she wants. Then she went on about how she is happy she didn't bring her kids along because the strausbagh side of the family is always like this, always yelling at each other, always fighting.. I'm here thinking.. Well, one you started this so don't put it on any of them. Two, siblings fight and squabble.. there are 8 daughters and 2 sons.. yea, they are going to fight. What she doesn't see is that if you hurt one of the siblings.. the others are gonna get you back.

Well anyway, Jessica kept ranting on and on and bitching at Judy.. who was driving.. and when she's mad and driving.. well.. she drives fast. She was going about 60-80MPH around sharp curves in the road that the speed limit was 35. I was so scared. I never wanna get in a car with her at the wheel. Never again. We finally made it to the graveyard. Saw Grandmothers grave.. Great Grandfathers grave.. then 2 of my aunts wondered off.. I followed them, they were looking for our ancestors grave and that was more interesting then the evil old hag. I tipped and fell on some dude with the last name Shmuck. Well.. once mom caught up she was in tears asking to see 'Timmy'. No one knew who she was talking about.. one of my stupid aunts were like “I think its that boyfriend of hers from highschool who died” so they took her to that grave. Mom flipped out. She wanted her Cousin Timmy... Not her dead boyfriend.

The Boyfriend story is an interesting one to say the least. Mom says its murder, everyone else said accendent. Me.. I don't wanna get involved.. and I calmed mom down with a possibility. Well the story is.
Dude's brother told him 'if you touch my bike I'll kill you” or something like that. Well apparently he touched the damned bike at some point. Well he had came back from hunting or something.. sat down his gun which hadn't been unloaded. Brothers got in a fight, the brother got pissed off shouted “i'll kill you” picked up the hunting gun or what ever and shot the dude in his back. People say it was an accident. Brother didn't know it was loaded. Mom says it was murder. Brother threatened Dude person and then shot him. Me.. if I look at it in ways. I say even if you are pissed off at someone.. you don't pick up a fucking hunting rifle.. you go and punch their face in and be done with it. So I lean towards temporary insanity.. which actually.. the brother is in the loony bin because he can't handle the guilt of killing his brother.. he doesn't recognize any of his family or anyone. Guilt ate him up.

Well.. Aunt Judy found Timmy Snails Grave. Mom was so upset at this point her meds were NOT working. Aunt Cathy doesn't remember this Tim person but mom called her a liar cause apparently they met. Ugh the drama continued on from there.. with mom being in the center of it. She told how Timmy's mother murdered him.. well.. that wasn't murder.. just bad judgement and half the reasons why drinking and driving are against the law. Timmy was drunk.. his mother gave him his keys thinking he was alright enough to make it home.. he died in a car reck. Now that WAS an accident and just bad judgement on the dudes mothers part.

Then it changed to grandmother.. which Jessica flipped out again bitching at everyone for not being nice about her 'Nana' which is what everyone calls my Grandmother. She was all “she was a good woman yadda yadda Just not a good mother.” Well if you were a good woman, you'd be a better mother then what she was. You do NOT sell your kids. I'm sorry but I learned a lot about the old hag. My mother was constantly raped and sexually abused while the men paid my grandmother for my moms 'time'. My mom wasn't the only one this happened too.. Aunt Elsie too. One of grandmothers friends did stuff to elsie while she was too young to understand what was happening.. Grandmother did nothing to stop it. She walked in on it.. then left the room. One time the old hag beat Marry Lou I think it was, with a baseball bat.. A wooden Oak one.. beat my Aunt with it, Elsie jumped on her mother to stop her from beating her sister. Elsie got thrown off and grandmother kept beating Marry Lou until the oak bat broke. Marry Lou is lucky she didn't die.

Well due to the abuse mom suffered mom has a lot of mental problems. Aunt Judy was all “you need to let this go, let god heal you do this do that” I was in the back with Jane and was all 'OMG she's BEEN trying to let it go. People with mental problems have trouble with stuff like this.' sadly they dont see it like this.. they think mom just wants to stay the victem. She doesn't WANT to she just can't get passed it. Then the talk turned into god and jesus and shit mainly because mom mentioned her first true love and stuff.. he commited suicide just so you know.. and 'suicide is a sin' and that the dude didn't have God/Jesus in his life cause well.. apparently God is Jesus (Jesus is supposed to be Gods son so what.. hes his own father? They make no sense) Well Jessica jumped in and was all “my friend committed suicide and he had god in his life” and Judy was all “going to church doesn't mean you have god in your life. And they argued about this for most of the way back to Guys.

I was sooo Happy to see Guy's house again. I went around back in hopes that no one was out there.. but my luck wasnt so good. Scotties girlfriend and her 4 girls were back there. I went inside. From there on I met Guy III which would be Uncle Guy's son.. (Scotties brother) This cousin has obvoiusly been messed up my drugs.. the way he swayed and talked and just .. twitched it was obvious.. that and well... its well known he had done drugs.. I heard about him a lot when the topic went that way. They made fun of Uncle Guy saying he looked like his brother.. which is apparently an insult to him. I don't blame him. Uncle Denny is an ass.

Lets just say this.. It's Obvious these people are all related. Everyone says I look like mom.. I do right now cause I'm fat.. but I do look more like my father.. which in this case I am THANKFUL FOR. The only one who doesn't look anything like the family is Cousin Nancy.

Cousin Tommy was born deaf. He's fun to hang around because well.. I suck at sign language and its fun trying to figure out what he's saying. I need to learn sign language.. Tommy is Cindy's kid. This or I am getting Cindy and Cathy mixed up. Out of all my cousins.. Ron, Tommy, and Scottie might be my favorites. I don't remember much of Butchie but I think he was one of my favorites ages ago.

Well for the cookout I stayed away from the croud.. along with Judy. She PRAISED me for being silent the whole trip and not joining. Hey why should I join? I'm silent and shy by nature (unless over the internet) I don't know anything about half the stuff they were talking about and I know if I have no fact to back me up I aint saying shit. Well we hung around the kitchen.. me staying silent and avoided being touched cause well.. I had enough of hugs. I finally went outside after I finished eating, my stomach felt like revolting thanks to the crazy rollercoaster ride down to and from the cemitry. Well I took notice that the conversation was on Aunt Denise. Apparently she stole from grandfather and stuff and she is sending supienas to everyone else. Aunt Cindy was all “She better not send me one, I have to work.. And I'd rather sit in jail then do what ever” Everyone is pissed off at Denise. Well of course they are. The old man is dieing and she supposedly stole their inheritance. She stole the deer antlers I wanted when I was a kid and sold them off. Oh well.. I can find a deer hunter some other time and get some from them.

I was so happy when we left for to go back to Elsies place. Which by the way.. she live in the Town called Intercorse. Just so ya know.. when we first got to her place in day 2 we made jokes. And It reminded me of the Fanfictions by Shenlong1 from FF.net. Well Elsie seems to want to get me drunk. I'm like.. I'm the good kid I don't drink. I don't like alchole at all. Or drugs for that matter. Well we got home, stayed up for a bit chatting, told her how the trip to the graveyard went. Heck we couldn't even go see my nephew because of the drama. Well we chatted.. I played with this TINY ass pumpkin and the gourds that were on Elsies table. They are so KEWT! I took pics of my favorites. Haha. Mom was like “its a gourd” and I was all “If it LOOKS like a Pumpkin its a Pumpkin” well later on she spotted the white one that looks like the pumpkin but white.. she was all “aww its a little squash” so I go “NO ITS A GOURD! If this lil Pumpkin-chan is a Gourd yours is one too!” Elsie just laughed at us. Not long after that we went off to bed. I snuggled my Kumogoro plush and my Pikachu pillow .. mainly because Elsie said there was a ghostie in her atic and my mind was playing tricks on me. I hate my imagination at times.

Day 4: Sunday – Music apple Festival thing and to start the journy home.

I woke up around 6:30AM - 7AM my normal wake up times. I listened to the rooster down the road crowing. I got up and packed my things because well.. after the Music Fest that we were supposed to go to we would go off to Jennies then Monday we'd head for home early in the morning. That changed yesterday when we didn't go see my second sister and my nephew. So today's plan was instead of the Festival, we'd go out and see my nephew then after that head off to Jennies place and head home early monday morning. Well. None of that happened. I had packed everything for nothing. I had my laptop out working on MonMon's Kamen Rider Orders, good thing I had saved some ref images before we left because there is NO internet here. So, we got a call saying Aunt Jane and her guy were on their way. I saved everything I was doing, powered down and packed up my laptop and was ready to go. They get here and say, “Change of plans, April isn't gonna be home, we will go see her and Kenny tomorrow. Joe and I are gonna go visit my old friends instead, you two stay here at Elsies.” Well.. Elsie is fun, specially when she's kinda drunk and its MUCH better then being at some house with people I don't know. We talked a lot and I brought out my laptop again and finished up MonMon's Kamen Riders. Elsie slowly got drunk and ranted about this and that and it was pretty amusing. Mom would get upset here and there and Elsie will try to cheer her up.

Day 5: Monday - Ignoring siblings and the way home.

They should KNOW better then to talk to a drunk person when they know she'll be SMASHED. well they asked her if she'd do this do that and asked if she'd bring us over to where ever aunt Jane was staying so we can leave from there. elsie didn't remember and even so she told them 'maybe'. well we sat in the kitchen waiting for jane to come get us until elsie called and said 'were the fuck is jane at' we had pancakes while waiting... we chatted.. told elsie what she did while drunk that night. then jane showed up.

We packed the suv up with our stuff waited for elsie's land lord to look at the headlight cause it was out. he didn't have that type of bulb so we left for april's place to see my nephew.

well.. she KNEW we were coming over. as did my 2 other aunts.. Judy and Marry Lou got there first. and when we got there.. they took April out.. so we had to sit on the porch in the freezing cold... (i got honked at too =/ or so everyone said he was doing at me) they finally came back. (YOU DON'T LEAVE YOUR FUCKIN HOUSE WHEN YOU HAVE PEOPLE COMING OVER) April kept her back to mom.. didnt talk to her at all. I felt the tension sooo much i didn't know what to talk about. Lemminey Baloney I don't care for.

We left out from April's place at 5:15PM.. the GPS glitched and had us going in circles, Joe was getting pissed so we took the turn pike. on the he ranted about the government.. he also said drinking doesn't cause hallusinations and he said the same with weed =/ i know people who had hallusinations.. I'm sorry but I know stuff too.. just because you are older and never had it happen IT DOES FUCKIN HAPPEN! I've seen it.. it depends on the person. Found out that he is one of the people who don't think that man ever landed on the moon. he thinks because the moon is closer to the sun then the earth that people will burn up if we go to the moon =/ I was like.. 'your thinking of the PLANET that is closes to the sun.. Mercury was it? Oh well.. let him believe what he wants. He also is one of those people who like lesbians but hate gay males.. =/ what a sexist.

When we started seeing the signs that said "Ohio State Line -- Miles" we started joking about getting out and kissing the ground.

We reached home around 12AM we were exhausted. and this ended our trip. we went to bed and slept like logs.. no freezing cold, no hard lumpy beds..

[hyjin]

yay dk is back. *clings*

and that was one long reading... its like it was supposed to be a book...

[Demonskid]

I could MAKE A BOOK out of just that weekend D: omg.. the trip to the fucking graveyard i coulda done with out ;-;

[hyjin]

yeah it could have but thing it would be a missing page in the book

[Demonskid]

which page would be missing?

[hyjin]

the one that you were gonna take out

[Demonskid]

er.. i don't remember which part thats in xD I write this as it happened.. finished it up today cause i couldn't do the road trip as it happened.

[hyjin]

lol yeah... well over all it sounded good.

[Demonskid]

psh.. never wanna be near jessica again..

and aunt judy.. if i tell her i don't believe in god she'd freak and try to convert me.

[hyjin]

oh wow was it that bad?