[Pathosis]

Lmfao.
I usually get energetic at ungodly hours. xD
And I'm always alone, but I'm taken. = u =
2 years and counting~

Dirtybird. :p

[Hermes]

What what? Make him not leave you alone, or I'mma steal you off to the states and take you to san francisco, so we can dance around at Lush, this awesome natural soap place that smells like sex and all my yes

[Pathosis]

LOL.
That sounds like an adventure. xDDD
Is it bad that I can't read "San Francisco" without a gay lisp? D:
I blame Craig Ferguson.

[Hermes]

I also blame Mr. Ferguson, for the same thing.

It would be an adventure! Come on an adventure, pick up Anu along the way =3

[Pathosis]

Aaaaaah, you watch his show, too? 8D
God, he's my favourite late night talk show host.
Seriously. It's worth sitting through the end of Letterman for.
= u =

Ahahaha, okay. xD
Though I really don't want to leave Canada. Lmfao.

[Hermes]

You gotta! I'll show off my city to you. Fresno can be pretty happenin if you like walking around and stuff. I seriously love just walking around and talking to people! It's awesome, just to meet people and make their day better. My goal in life is to make at least one stranger genuinely smile and laugh a day, it's my duty.

[Pathosis]

That's a good goal. :)
I'm a bit shy sometimes, only downside. xD
And I sweat if I walk for more than 15 minutes. Dx
Just get me a scooter. :p

[Hermes]

You'll sweat anyway, it's warm here. Come here in Winter, so I can wear my leather jacket in front of you and feel cool about it.

Shy will be fine, I'm outgoing enough for the whole damn western seaboard!

[Pathosis]

Lmfao. It'd probably feel like fall there, compared to how cold our winters are here.
Especially if you're just gonna be wearing a leather jacket. xDD

Hahaha, that's good. xD
I'll just let you do the talking.
I'll blend into the wall like usual. = u =

[Hermes]

Bah no way! You don't blend in around me. A usual way people describe me is "He brings his own atmosphere, like the area around him just changes."

Trust me, you'll pick it up ;D

[Pathosis]

Oh god, you'll bring out the worst in me then. xDDD
That's not a good thing, either. Dx

[Hermes]

What? why? D;

I bring out the best in everyone! I'm a walking surprise party =3

[Pathosis]

Lol. You just will.
Because if I'm not quiet, I'm the exact opposite, and I tend to not think before I speak.
xDDD

I can believe that. = u =

[Hermes]

That's how I am! Thinking is simply a way of inhibiting yourself, of censoring your own freedom and speech! Be loud, be proud of everything you have to say because damn it, YOU'RE saying it! Be you, not what you think people want.

Oh? You can? xD

[Pathosis]

You sounded like Dr. Steel right there. xDDD
I literally read that in his voice.

I can believe the walking surprise party part. xD

OH.
Big thing about TSU.
No swearing.
All swear words are replaced with the word turnip.
Turnip.
Turniping.
Motherturniper.
You can say damn and hell, but nothing bigger than that.

[Hermes]

Yes ma'am!

The paragraph, you read that like him? xD That's just the way I talk! It's what happens when you stop thinking, and start expressing! Would you like to know my secret~?