[Demonskid]

Granted but its all moldy and slimy

I wish for a pet T-Rex

[regine]

granted but its only fossil

i wish for a german bunny

[Demonskid]

Granted but its rabid and gives you the rabies

I wish for something awesome!

[regine]

granted but its from criminal...

i wish for a pet phoenix

[Demonskid]

Granted but it bits you

I wish to be a Movie Star!

[MizuMahou]

Granted but you only do very low profile films.

I wish I was still sleeping right now

[Corovignh]

Granted, but you'll still think you're awake for another 11hrs.

I wish that it would stop raining. x.x

[MizuMahou]

Granted, but now there is a heat wave with 90 degree plus temps.

I wish for some chicken soup

[Demonskid]

granted but the chicken wasn't cooked

I wish for snow!

[Corovignh]

Granted, but it's filled with chicken feathers instead of meat.

I wish for a fourth season of the Mighty Boosh.

[regine]

granted but its only chicken in hot water

i wish for more lost souls

[MizuMahou]

Granted, but they haunt you everyday.

I wish for more shards.

[Corovignh]

Granted but they're stuck in your toe.

I wish for a tiara.

[Demonskid]

granted but its a candy tiara and it gets stuck in your hair

I wish for a new gaming laptop xp

[Nightmare]

Granted, but when you get it, it explodes.

I wish Taco Bell was open.

[MizuMahou]

Granted, but they failed the health inspection and had to close.

I wish for some pizza