[whitexsuicide]

Granted but you have gay fans, follow you where ever you go! they can be quite annoying...

I wish for mine craft to work on my computer!

[Tiva]

Granted but you are stuck in hard mode and can never get anything done!

I wish for my UHaul to be full of my stuff already.

[Honey]

Unfortunately, the UHaul was not cleaned by the previous users

I wish I could be more talented at drawing

[whitexsuicide]

Granted but it is at stick figure drawing.

I wish all my plans went as they were suppose to.

[Illusion]

Granted, but then they have terrible outcomes in which you die in all of them. Causing a paradox which leads to the creation of multiple universes.


I wish that the person granting my wish can't make a wish!

[whitexsuicide]

Granted, but you get nothing from it and I get a kitten. XP

[Natsunaine]

I wish that i had a pet dragon who canceled out the bad side effects of the wishes ;D

[Ekilachan]

Granted, but the pet dragon only lives a lifespan of one minute and then it dies.

I wish I had wings and I could fly with them.

[whitexsuicide]

Granted but You get called in for experaments.

I wish My clothes would be clean ALL the time.

[Natsunaine]

Granted, but your clothes would never be warm they would always be ice cold

I wish i had a hug right now XD

[Crystalkins]

Granted, *hugs* but now you will get no more crystal hugs.

[Natsunaine]

I wish i had a rainbow unicorn who shot hamburgers from his eyes and ice cream from his horn.

[whitexsuicide]

granted but it's evil so it never does that...
i wish that my fish tank would never be dirty!

[Toriki]

Granted, but now the fish tank is empty.

I wish I have the courage to learn how to drive.

[Gaius]

Granted. You become a reckless speed demon and die in a horrible car accident.

I wish I could always express myself so that others will clearly understand me.

[Rigel]

Granted. Now you express everything you feel, regardless of how socially inappropriate, hurtful, or embarrassing it may be for you.

I wish I could breathe underwater.