[Kamikaze Chinchilla]

Not quite. Squiggles is still my foe, but he seems to have backed off the chinchins for now.

[Hero]

As long as the chinchillas are sage, I guess the world can go on
Haha

[Kamikaze Chinchilla]

*tries to infect Hero with the chinchilla germs* O 3o

[Hero]

Infect me so I can be safe!
And maybe a bit more adorable haha

[Squiggles]

It is not hard to appease my mistress. She merely requires large quantities of peanut butter cups, cherry coke, and yaoi.

[Hero]

Cherry coke is doable
It is indeed quite delicious

[Kamikaze Chinchilla]

*sneezes on Hero* You're infected! *w*

[Squiggles]

I thought you infected people with your explode-y bits?

[Hero]

Is getting infected really that easy?
OwO

Wait..explod-y bits?
Should I be concerned?

[Kamikaze Chinchilla]

Now it is O 3o. I'm a few times more contagious than normal.

[Hero]

Hahah that's good news to me I guess
Better than..exploding I guess but I have no idea how that works
x:

[Kamikaze Chinchilla]

It's simple. Every time a chinchilla is poked, punted, kicked, punched, etc...they explode owo

The remaining chinchilla bits can be used for tacos, burgers, stews, icecream toppers, etc....until they explode owo

[Hero]

So they keep exploding until nothing is left of them?
o_o

I have so much to learn about my new life as a chinchilla

[Squiggles]

It is quite easy to get Lady Kami to explode. Observe. *takes out a water pistol and squirts her*

[Kamikaze Chinchilla]

*hisses at the water and runs back to her hole*

And stay away from water. It's like acid *^*

[Squiggles]

*pouts* D'aww, she didn't explode that time. *tosses a cheeseburger into the hole*