[Pinfeathers]

(RATED M FOR LANGUAGE)

Dear Self,

Stop being a bitch, kay? No, you aren't always a horrendous bitchsqueler, but you have your absolute bitchy moments and they need to stop. Worst of all, it's your family that gets your bitchy side. You put your best foot forward for those nice little friends of yours, but when you get home the patience fuse has run out and you turn nasty. It's ridiculous, it's childish, and it gets old. You need to learn to shut the fuck up when your family members are talking. Yes, you may have your voice too, but not while they're using theirs. Respect is a nice thing to give if you want it back. That's what you complain about all the time isn't it? You need more respect, more space, more time to be a fucktard in private cause you're a fucking teenager and that makes being a bitch to everyone in your house A-OK. No. Get over yourself. The world doesn't revolve around you, "Pinfeathers" and you're going to change. Starting now. Put more effort into your relationships at home because honest to God whatever screw up relationships you have with your siblings or parents it's your own damn fault and you need to fix it.

Hop on it kid,
Pinfeathers.


P.s. Stop muttering Fuck You as Dad walks away. You're just a pussy for not saying it loud enough for anyone to hear, and a disrespectful fucker for saying it at all. It makes you a disrespectful fucking pussy. A DFP.

[Bucket]

Dear me,

You're only seventeen. You have a world of experiences out there that you still need to have. You have a lot left to learn, to see, to feel and to do. Feeling fed up and restless, acting like you've seen it all at such a young age is not on. You know that there's more out there. You're just too set in routine. You're too set in your ways. You do nothing with your life. You sit online and fester. You only really talk to people at college or through a computer screen. Whatever happened to a social life? Whatever happened to living loud, wild and free?

You need to pull your head out of your arse and start living. You're a miser, prematurely aging into a cynic. You should be enchanted with life and know that there's a better future out there for you, not hiding away, scared to spread your wings and soar. You're doing my head in with your bleak outlook on life, and starting tomorrow, I won't have it.

You're going to Dannii's birthday party tomorrow. Out of the thirty or so people going, you only know about five. This is going to pull you right out of your comfort zone, but you know what? You're going to go. You're going to let your hair down. You're going to party like you've never partied before. You're going to exude confidence, and by the end of the night, you will have a hand full of new friends.

Stop worrying about what others think of you. Fuck societies expectations of you. Be what you want to be, do what you want to do and fuck everyone that doesn't agree with you. As the saying goes, you only live once, so live each day like it's your last.

Chin up, chick. You can do this!

-Me.

[Kaderin Triste]

Dear shoppers,
Just because you think that "the customer is always right" doesn't mean you are.
If a sign specifies that the "variety" pack cheesecake is on sale, it does not mean that the caramel pecan one next to the variety pack cheesecake is also on sale.
And just because I look like some "slacker" punk doesn't mean I am one. Sure, I have blue hair and facial piercings. Get over it. It doesn't make me a bad person and it doesn't give you the right to treat me like I am or to slam your cart around when the transaction's over just because I wanted to bag your groceries in the best way possible. And yes, there are times when I will move some of your items around on the conveyor belt or wait for you to set some items down just so I can do exactly that; bag your groceries in the best way possible so that the weight is distributed evenly of the eggs and delicate fruits don't get crushed or broken. It doesn't mean I'm being impatient with you and it doesn't give you the right to be impatient with me.
So get your heads out of your asses, and quit treating me like garbage just because you can.

Sincerely,
Your Over-worked, Under-paid Cashier.

[Poggio]

Dear Mother,

I know it took me some time to find a job, but there are days when I feel like you aren't trying and you do not do anything but consume our food. Now we quite literally have nothing except for things that will make you vomit if you eat them. I have been living off beans for two weeks. That can not be good for my insides. My dad and I worked just fine living with two people and well you are a third wheel. You can not simply abuse my father because he is a nice man, I am not going to stand for it any more. (of course the irony in this is how emotionally distraught you will get when I bring it up, and how my dad will come to your defense. I feel like Cassandra and you are Helen except just vain, not that beautiful)

You have sucked down all of his change that I use for bus fair when I am desperate. Do you realize how embarrassing and time consuming it is to drop 175 pennies into the bus? You used it to buy Soda's instead of using it for bus fair to find a job. Sodas because we were out of sugar. That you drank. We can not change our diet needs for you. I can not eat fucking spaghetti all the damn time. I rarely pray because I believe God, helps those who helps themselves. If you do not earn it you do not deserve it, however I am praying that you will get a 3rd shift job. It will be better for all of us if you can sleep during the day while my dad is at work and not consume our food. Go to work at night and my dad and I will be a sleep. Look it saves power and food. Ohoho to have a 30 dollar power bill again.

I will have you know in the wake of the funeral last saturday I have been thinking about what I would say at yours. Honestly there is only one quote that keeps me smiling when you see your failures. “A woman may have 1000 daughters but a daughter only has one mother.” You are my one mother, and if it gets you out of my hair I want wants best for you, so I hope that the angels receiving the prayer emails will deliver you a chance at a job.

sincerely your starving malnutritional daughter you do not take care of because she is taking care of you.

[Saiyouri]

Dear government assholes...

Why the hell do you feel the need to punish the good people who are trying to do their best to take care of their families and do what is best? Why??? We are trying are best to take care of things to get a job again and get our bills on track.. like our rent we can't even pay because we live on my disability!!! We are doing what we can. We are trying with what we have right now. You don't need to punish us just because you think you can and because you have a thing against men. You worthless bitch who should die for doing this to us. Leave me and my family alone and give us some space to do what we need to do to live our lifes and take care of each other!!!!

[Kaderin Triste]

Dear Creepy, Old Guys,
You're creepy. And old. And no matter how hard you try, I will never respond to your attempts to hit on me. Why is that? Because you're creepy. And old.
So just give it a rest and look for some young gold-digging bimbo elsewhere. I prefer men that aren't old enough to be my father or grandfather. Ewww.

Thanks!

[Lauv Keiko]

Dear Ex bf

Thanks for being such a nice guy. You picked the wrong day to break up with me and now it's just affecting everything around me...hopefully I can get through all of this.
I mean, you're not the only guy around and I know I'm not ugly.

I'm too pretty to be depressed over you.

[Ginger]

Dear self,

Stop dreaming and start living.

Sincerely,

Yourself.

[fineheart234]

Dear Me,

Get back to your schoolwork!!!!

-Fineheart

[Pocket]

Dear Mommy....

I miss you so much... He is throwing me away like you feared.. I finally stood up to him though.. It felt so good to get that stuff out in the open but I prolly could have said more..

Love you..

[Kali_Namir]

Dear me,

YOU CAN DO THIS!!!!!...you HAVE to do this...and it HAS to work...

Sincerely,
For your own sake...

[Xun]

Dear game developer, (Hi, I'm going to be mature about all this.)

Do you have any idea how horrible my life is right now? I'm trying to deal with the drama in my family life, so stop telling me to continuously pull out art out of my ass! I HAVE A LIFE, YOU KNOW! OmO *punches and cries*

I don't want to draw whenever you tell me you want me to-- let me draw when I want to! Besides, didn't you tell me that games are developed within years? *cries*

LET ME LIVE MY LIFE!! I already have white hair... *cries*...

[Kaderin Triste]

Dear Customers,

Can you really be that stupid and petty? Is it really worth bitching at me over the price of lottery tickets or the phone not working right?
It's not like I can fix these things. And all that bitching at me about it is going to do is piss me off and cause me to mouth off to you. Do I care if you quit shopping here? Not really because we don't need rude ass-holes like you here anyway harassing us every day. So the next time you're having a bad day, stop and think before you open your mouth. You'd be surprised what a difference that makes.
Oh, and hey lady on the phone. Hang up when you're coming through my checkstand! You held up the line for several minutes because you were too dumb to be able to coordinate talking and writing your check. Which you then had to re-write anyway because you didn't bother paying attention. And I am not a machine. I know you must have thought that I didn't care that you were ignoring me, but I do care. Because I may have a job that you see as beneath you to recognize, but I could have charged you double for everything and you would never have even noticed. So treat me like the human being I am and put the goddamn phone down when you're in line!

Sincerely,
Your PISSED OFF cashier

[Kotomi]

Dear Diary,

I'm a bit down, my room's contents sort of imploded on itself. Within a matter of a second, and I mean a second, it went from clean to looking like a tornado hit it. As for accidentally bumping into my bookshelf it had this kind of domino effect of books, and clothes and things around the room just crashing... Sigh, I guess it's time to clean up this disaster...
sadly I find this funny and amusing... as I do troublesome, oh well

[D.Franco]

Dear Me,

Why are you so lazy? Why do you always have to whine and cringe at the slightest hint of pressure and work? Why are you so weak? Your so-called problems are nothing compared to the reality you're about to face once you start working. Oh wait, do you even have a future? Hah, at this rate, you can't even hope to become an employed artist, let alone a RESPECTED one! You're not gonna survive in Singapore, ahahahahaha.

Dear Diary,
I don't want to attend this certain conference I was nominated to go for. Which is tomorrow. Why me? And why start at 9 am and end at 4pm?
I'm getting more scared right now, thinking about it. I have a feeling that we're gonna do more than sit and listen for 5 hours in the conference, and that terrifies me. Also, I don't think I have any smart casual wear. Hmm.
Whinewhinewhinewhinewhinewhiiiiiine. God, I have to stop doing this.

x_x

[Jack Pillow Button]

Dear mind.
Stop thinking so much.