[Espy]

ASDFGHJKL ASCHE. -tackleglomps-

[Asche]

Espy, my dear friend. How have you been?

[Espy]

(...Great timing, Ashy. I'm just about to go sleep.)

[Asche]

That is fine I can return later, perhaps you can put in a good word for me to the owner of this establishment. I hear he is currently recruiting.

(lol thats always the way :P)

[Funkduder]

depends. what can you do?

[Asche]

I am able to metamorphose at will, and can kill anything that bleeds. *hint*

[Funkduder]

Not you. You're counterpart. You're blacklisted, remember?

[Asche]

You want to employ Celto?

[Funkduder]

pfft. sure. Even he might be better. But the answer is ASHY, who I beleive is pulling the strings and who is actaully asking...

*thinks about it a bit* Actually are you two together? you hang out all the time

[Asche]

Ashy is the one I passed to come through here isn't she? I know we have had some differences in the past and I am incredibly sorry for breaking through your wall twice. I was hoping you'd be able to help out a brother, everyone speaks so highly of you.

[Funkduder]

Well then, Asche. Do make your best case in telling then: how can I trust you?

[Asche]

My oath as a Yutri is to honour and protect those who are dear to me. If employed I promise to give nothing shorter than one hundred percent in all aspects of my work.

[Funkduder]

*scratches head and thinks for a long moment*
...
Alright then, Asche. How good are you as a Zen Master?

[Asche]

I am not familiar in that particular school of meditation but I am well versed in many forms of meditation and image training.

[Funkduder]

Image training? Explain this one to me.

[Asche]

It is a training technique passed on to me by my Sword Master. The basic premise is that you visualise yourself in combat with another swordsman, it requires deep meditation and intense mental discipline. I undertake it regularly because it is hard to find a dedicated training partner who will allow me to kill them on a regular basis.