[Stabbsworth]

i'm never certain about how to go forth with topics, mostly because i make for a very awkward conversation partner.

have you tried eggnog, perchance?

[Gallagher]

void is a nice conversational partner, just need a little bit of gentleness when the beepings and other such noises happen

not nog but is eggs, i made scrambled a bit ago and totally ruined them, my "galla is doomed to never cook eggs correctly" curse continues

[littl3chocobo]

i have, both with and without spiking. have you tried it? it's a bit much i think but i tend to want to have a single glass every november all the same

[littl3chocobo]

i can try gentle when the beeps start XD assuredly i have been practicing my indoor voice

have you microwaved an egg yet? i've found that it is a terrible idea if you are not already accustomed to microwaving stuff

[Stabbsworth]

i'd like to try eggnog, but it'd have to have a low alcohol concentration, given that i'm under twenty-five.

[Gallagher]

im not ready for the minefield that is microwaved eggs

besides, there are 5 other people in the house, and some smells linger way worse in microwaves than others.

[Stabbsworth]

microwaved eggs???

[littl3chocobo]

well it can be made with milk and extract in place of the alcohol if you do it yourself or look around? i'm not one for boozing so alternatives are my jam with a lot of things X''''D of course if you like the taste of the original then i dunno

it is less a smell and more it could literally explode if you don't mind it

[Stabbsworth]

DHKJDHJDHKDJHJDHKDJ

explode-y eggs.

also i'd be up for trying an alternative. never had eggnog before tbh, maybe i could convince my sister to get some for the annual christmas family meetup.

[Biomecha]

I microwave a big bowl of frozen veggies and add in egg whites part way through. So far, it's been working out.

[Gallagher]

no, no, no, you don't understand, see

i have the egg curse. i can know exactly how to do the thing correctly, and still do it horribly wrongly. i can have a recipe right there in front of my eyes, and whoops what happened !!!

so in this case, could explode is not a possibility, it is the inevitable, and it will leave a stink.

egg curse.

[Stabbsworth]

huh, so, theoretivcally, we can weaponize eggs now.

[Biomecha]

I wonder what everyone's weird curses are. Mine would be anything I like immediately goes out of stock or gets discontinued.

[littl3chocobo]

you totally should ^^ at worst they could just spike it right before the party and at best it might be a good alternative for multiple people

our kitchen is being worked on so i have been putting them in straight, haha

ah, so basically the same reason i do not do pie despite having several books on the subject and two people who really like pie in the house

[Gallagher]

i've got egg curse and foot magnets.

if there's an egg to be cooked, i will do it wrong

and

if there is something that will hurt your feet, i will step on it

many a piece of glass and bone and thorn and other such uncomfortable things have found their way into my feet in situations where it was least expected

my most recent one was a cat hair that was somehow stuck under my skin.

[Stabbsworth]

my curse is that i'm not very good at holding proper conversation and can't manage stuff for beans, plus panicking at computer errors.