[trystan830]

anyone have the know-how to build a teleporter? XD

[Mekatra]

You have a LOT of arms, you should be able to swim really well :P

Hmm, yeah that could be complicated.

[mdom]

I can flail really well xD

[Mekatra]

Dommy-paddling?

I'm cracking up way too much at that stupid joke.

[mdom]

if you don't laught at yourself, how the hell you're gonna laugh at somebody else, can I get an amen up in here???

[trystan830]

R'amen!

[mdom]

don't make me hungry xDDD

[trystan830]

LOL

it's the Amen of the Pastafarians!

[Espy]

If y'all get me the schematics and the parts, I can build one.

But I've also been looking for one for the past five years. No luck.

[mdom]

I guess we can put an ad at craigslist

[trystan830]

eh, a teleporter sounds like a good idea.... but i'm not sure i want to be completely dismantled at point A, my atoms transferred over however long a distance, and then reassembled at point B, yanno?

[Espy]

Hm...I don't think your *atoms* would be transferred. More like... the teleporter would make a blueprint of your entire structure, then your body would be reconstructed on the other side with new atoms. And, uh...as for your brain and stuff, not sure how it'd work.

[trystan830]

ah, so a facsimile of me at point b. Dan Simmons did that in his Illium/Olympos "series" (it's only 2 books, is that a series?).... it's on my reread list. XD

[Espy]

Yeah, I haven't read too much about the logistics of a real-life teleporter.

[mdom]

hmm Like a 3d printer for humans?

[Espy]

More or less.