[Death by Mirrors]

Yes it is.

And shiny. Seriously. So shiny. My precious!

[littl3chocobo]

you'll have to show me or i won't be able to believe you

[Death by Mirrors]

I can do that, but you have to follow me to a secluded room.

[littl3chocobo]

i'm a secluded field, does that count?

[Death by Mirrors]

Only if you tell me more about these levitating blocks.

[littl3chocobo]

i haven't been taking my vitamins.

[Death by Mirrors]

And this, dear kids, proves why health care is important.

[littl3chocobo]

heck, there are kids around?? maybe you should show me your crystal later. i don't want to get in trouble

[Death by Mirrors]

Deal. Meanwhile, what you're up to this festive season? Any plans to erect a corn maze on your abdomen?

[littl3chocobo]

hey, hey. don't assume my gender. it's none of your business if i grow corn or not >/ (but yeah i was trying. it keeps coming up patchy though)

[Death by Mirrors]

Sorry, didn't mean to make you uncomfortable. All fields are welcome here. No matter if corn, wheat, or anything else.

[littl3chocobo]

thankyou for being respectful of my cereal<3

[Death by Mirrors]

No biggie. I've always been a cereal killer. Eh, lover. I meant lover.

[littl3chocobo]

=3= hrrrm... something about that reply seems off.....

[Death by Mirrors]

Nope, not at all. Just sweet, innocent hospitality.

[Stabbsworth]

oh boy, here comes king fucken sombra.