[SparX]

Oh hello what do we have here?
Another place to ramble and hoard your eggs?
That sounds wonderful!
Have some eggs!
Go talk and receive your bountiful baskets!

Rules:
1) One Eggspolsive egg pun per page (not per person per page, just per page) minimum! This is not a part of the contest, but can be used in it!
2) Follow Trisphee's ToS!
3) Be eggsellent to each other!

Pun contest!
ANY AND ALL PUNS WELCOME! BE PUNNY!
You can win more then once, but never twice in a row!
Best yolk that makes me crack up gets 500au!
One winner picked each page!

Winners!

Page 1: Zombunny
Page 2: Zenkitty
Page 3: Lawtan

Originally Posted by Lawtan

Batter up some yolks! we've an eggtastic dinner coming up.

...*dodges all the arrows for a bad line*

Page 4: littl3chocobo

Originally Posted by littl3chocobo

though, coming up with jokes is matzo brei'd when you get on a roll

Page 5: Lawtan (Not a pun but A++++ for creativity)

Cluck to the creativity,
Harken fourth that nurtured egg!
Will it grow into a living majesty,
Or will you just dice its embryo?
Rudimentary elements formed,
All to make a yellow meat-treat!

...I am bad at poems.

Page 6: who?

[SekeNeko]

GIMME!
I will collect all the eggs!!!!!

[SparX]

Speaking of eggs I do think the household will be in need of some soon. I wonder if we can save money and get our eggs here ;D

[SekeNeko]

hahahaha

i have over a 1000 eggs now!!!

im not good at puns D:

[SparX]

I'm working hard for my second pet.
Remember there need only be one technically, but you can always get good at being punny by practicing here ;D

[Glitch]

You guys are so silly <3

[Tohopekaliga]

I am so glad I declared, "EGGS FOR DAYS" when we were talking about currency fit this event. The egginess (and pettiness) of the posts have been glorious.

[Tiva]

…. Isn't it a bit late for Human Easter though? (Unless you are going by the Eastern (Orthodox) Calendar in which you are early!

[Tohopekaliga]

Maybe. :P but we don't adhere to specific holidays, unless it's convenient.

[SekeNeko]

omg everyone has such cool animals -flails about-
i want all of the pets >.>

[SparX]

then talk more and you can have all the pets XD
I associated the eggs with the pets I completely spaced easter was recently XD

[SekeNeko]

i too forgot about easter >.>
i dont celebrate it so <.<

woohoo made it to 2000 eggs!

[littl3chocobo]

i dont think i can play here, a mandatory pun every page sounds eggshausting

[Zombunny]

Eggcellent!

[ZenKitty]

Perhaps some of us can get an eggception from the puns?

[SparX]

at least once every page, not once per page per person XD That's what lee thought earlier so I wanted to make that clear XD