[Biomecha]

Urgh, yeah...I don't know why parents thinks it's a good idea to admit that.

Umm... Whole Foods. Which probably sounds lame, but I've literally been going there my entire life. At the original flagship location when they were only located in Austin.

[littl3chocobo]

i mean, better that than to lie and say you were wanted but badly planned for? XD if nothing else they probably want you now?

also dudes can make babies up until the day they die if their giblets are still attached. i have no idea what your mom was on that she thought otherwise x'''D

[Death by Mirrors]

She might have been raised in one of these prude households where people don't talk about anything sexual. Where young girls are told to hold an aspirin between their knees for birth control, and when they get their first period they believe they are terminally ill for bleeding out of no-no space.

After all it was the generation which grew up without internet. So if your family and older friends don't explain the facts of life, you're lost.

[mdom]

uh the jury is out about them wanting my now xDD

Ah, it's a real place xD I thought it was an artisanal cheese place or something.

[littl3chocobo]

aspirin between the knees? lordy, i don't even want to know XD

pfffft, you are too much X''D of course they want you now! when that first hip goes they will need someone to pop on down to the store for groceries

[mdom]

ahah I'm already the errands kid |D and the one who calls to set doctor appointments. And to play UN between them.

[littl3chocobo]

sounds to me like you are the practical-application favorite x'''D

for sure i get that. i only got out of an appointment because i coughed up a bit of blood today. like man, am i really going to play mom today? i played mom yesterday and i have to play mom tommorrow XD

[mdom]

that's upsetting |D
playing mom every day

[littl3chocobo]

yeah, i'd rather be dad especially since i prefer to play the piccolo.

[mdom]

wait is that some kinda of reference

[littl3chocobo]

Originally Posted by mdom

playing mom every day

Originally Posted by littl3chocobo

i prefer to play the piccolo.

i can see why i am mom now, my dad jokes aren't good enough X''D

[mdom]

OOOOH
damn I hate dad jokes xDDD

[littl3chocobo]

i love dad jokes x''D the really good ones piss people off like you wouldn't believe. it is super satisfying to have a conversation then see their face go funny and then have them lose their cool XD

[mdom]

that's why I hate them!! I always lose my cool!!!

[littl3chocobo]

XD then you are why people like me make them.

[mdom]

Feeling very conflicted right now D: