[Death by Mirrors]

This is Death's quest thread.

I have no sense of fashion. And no sense of reality either, as it may seem. Because you know, when I joined Trisphee waaaay back in wicked '13, I almost immediately forgot about the site. Returning now just in time for Christmas, I hoped some magical little elves would have gathered in my account and sewn me a proper wardrobe to return to. But nuh-uh, nope. Thus most stuff I own comes from playing the crane game and item exchange.

Don't get me wrong, I love those. Nevertheless if I truly want to spread chaos, it's about time to hit the shops!

[Death by Mirrors]

Items to buy from Threads:
Faded Vest (bought)
Navy Slanted Headband (bought)
Berry Bohemian Headband (bought)
Special Bean Baby Striped Stockings (bought)
Faded Bean Baby Sneakers (bought)
Berry Shoulder Cape (bought)
Navy Ripped Jeans (bought)
Fleshy Comfort Quiet Quilt (bought)
Berry Swooshy Skirt (bought)
Slap It Rainbow Shirt (bought)
Slap It Illusionary Shirt (bought)
Basic Bohemian Shirt (bought)
Faded Cargo Capris (bought)
Faded Hooded Robe (bought)
Faded Cargo Pants (bought)
Silver Arrow Boots (bought)
N. Brown Duster Coat (bought)
Basic Buckled Trench (bought)
Charcoal Bomber Jacket (bought)

Items to buy from Eclectic Trends:
Basic Mosty Ghosty Shirt (bought)
Basic Tune Up Ascot (bought)
Basic London Jacked Ripped Stockings (bought)
Basic Studded Lust Belt (bought)
Copper London Jacked Down Suspenders (bought)
Berry Cape (bought)
Faded Knit Cap (bought)
Tune Up Eye Patch (bought)
Basic Leather Leggings (bought)
Street Tagger Belt (bought)
Faded Street Tagger Blouse (bought)
Tan Belts Hat (bought)
Liquorice Mesmic Skirt (bought)
Black Mesh Pants (bought)
Brown Hooded Cape (bought)
Berry Harvey Punkster Pants (bought)
Oil Tune Up Head Goggles (bought)
Oil Tune Up Corset (bought)
London Jacked Sleeves (bought)
The Belts of Staff One (bought)
Gold Lion Tamer Waistcoat (bought)

Items to buy from Lavish Luxuries:
Basic Fancy Blouse (bought)
Basic Scarf Tie (bought)
Brown Underbust Corset (bought)
Faded Long V Skirt (bought)
Faded Jasmine Skirt (bought)
Berry Headplume (bought)
Crimson Business Tie (bought)
Navy Suits Co. Necktie (bought)
N. Brown Dandy Shoes (bought)
Blood Prince Skirting (bought)
Copper Grim Tower Maiden Hanging Sleeves (bought)
Blue Peppermint Dolly Jacket (bought)
Basic Suits Co. Buttoned Shirt (bought)
Berry Business Vest (bought)
Brown Evening Cocktail Dress (bought)
Faded Argyle Sweater Vest (bought)
Blue Suits Co. Pinstripe Slacks (bought)
Brown Business Pants (bought)
Crimson Elven Cloak (bought)
Blue Suits Co. Pinstripe Jacket (bought)
N. Brown Business Jacket (bought)
Fractured Fairytale Right Boot (bought)
Fractured Fairytale Left Boot (bought)
Berry Frilly Dress (bought)
Silver Prince Coat (won at Guess That Item!!!)

Items to buy from Salon:
Mary Mare Fringe (80)
Mesmic Bun (100)
Vulpine Fringe (140)
Side Pony (150)
Mesmic Fringe (150)
Ballad Short Ponytail (150)
Lust Bangs (200)
Doki Doki Bangs (210)
Librarian Bangs (210)
Kim Hair (220)
Chimera Hair (225)
Sidehair (230)
Mesmic Hair (250)
Ballad Bangs (250)
Slick Hair (250)
Sugarbeet Hair (250)
Cropped Hair (250)
Vine Style (255)
The Ross (260)
Lackadaisy Bangs (280)
Madrina Fringe (300)
Side Curl Hair (300)
Feather Hair (300)
Patient Hair (300)
Ermine Hair (300)
Lackadaisy Side Pony (305)
Sweetling Hair (310)
Side Cut Fringe (315)
AJ Fringe (320)
Grim Tower Maiden Fringe (320)
Dapper Hair (325)
AJ Hair (340)
Blissful Tower Maiden Fringe (340)
Grim Tower Maiden Bangs (340)
Curlz (340)
Dandy Hair (350)
Ziggy Fringe (350)
Blissful Tower Maiden Hair (360)
Grim Tower Maiden Cut Hair (360)
Good Boy Hair (370)
Tea Hair (375)
Debonair Bangs (400)
Sloth Hair (400)
Chiriz Hair (400)
Anni Braids (405)
Librarian Braids (410)
Grungy Ombre Lila Hair (415)
The Emover (420)
Ocean Wave Sweep (420)
Swoop Bangs (420)
Rebel Hair (425)
Victoria Curls (430)
Strung-out Rocker Hair (430)
Anni Hair (435)
Runic Mage Fringe (440)
Ocean Wave Hair (440)
Misha Hair (460)
Vulpine Twintails (470)
Mayo Hair (475)
Riley Hair (475)
Figaroa Hair (500)
London Jacked Mohawk (500)
Kid Spike Hair (500)
Kura Bangs (510)
Jace Hair (520)
Bouncing Beauty (525)
Shaved Rocker Hair (530)
Punk Rocker Hair (530)
Petal Hair (545)
Liberty Spikes (575)
Mohawk (575)
Classic Rocker Hair (590)
Debonair Hair (600)
Kura Hair (610)
Librarian Hair (620)
Rinny Pigtails (625)
Greed Tail (625)
Pigtails (625)
Enlightened Up-do (630)
Enlightened Locks (630)
Moony Hair (675)
Long Tanya Hair (800)
Odessa Hair (800)
Lily Hair (810)
Messy Isadora Hair (825)
Ringlet Hair (850)
Loli Hair (900)
Kitten Hair (920)
Runic Mage Hair (940)
Pay Per View Mohawk (985)
Cyber Knight (1100)
Pay Per View Mohawk With Buzz (1175)
Homebody Hair (1250)
Wilf Mane (1350)
Chromatic Choppy Bangs (1450)

Apprentice Scarf
Draped Shawl
Not So Magical Beard
Apprentice Beard
Fleshy Apprentice Arm
Sorcerer Arm
Fleshy Dark Trippin' Kitten Sweater (955)

Items to buy from other users: (aka old, expensive and otherwise limited stuff)
Caffeine won at The Three-Way Caroling Contest!!!
Painted Tiger won at Whats in the Net!!!
Sail La Vie won at Whats in the Net!!!
Caballus won at Whats in the Net!!!
The Adventurer won at Guess That Item!!!
Bushido the Kid won at Guess That Item!!!
Armor of the Decayed bought from Cazzidy
Guise of Souls bought from Cazzidy
The Rogue bought from Glitch
Winsome Minstrel bought from Gallagher
Victorian Vestments won at Aurum Auction!!!
The Gate of Decision gift from Delicious Nightmare
Darberus's Spear gift from Delicious Nightmare
Blaqkin's Flail gift from Delicious Nightmare
Zeo's Coat gift from Delicious Nightmare
Celestial Sprite gift from Delicious Nightmare
Ursei won at Trisphee's Treasure!!!
Guise of Demise won at Aurum Auction!!!
La Muerte bought from Den
Regent of the Reef bought from Tiva
KoolKat gift from Gallagher
Straight Crazy gift from Tiva
Sancarion Redux won at Jumbled Fruits Basket!!!
Dashing Corsair Christmas gift!!!
Aeronautic Funk Christmas gift!!!
N'veiss' Bundle gift from Pinkie
Cosmic Cadet won at May Avatar Contest!!!
En Pointe won at Wishing Fountain!!!
Reign of the Jackal bought
Zephyr's Bundle
Skeleton In The Closet
Madam Oct 16

[Death by Mirrors]

Death by Mirrors: Whoa wait, this is a perverts thread? How come I always end up in these? *tries a completely innocent smile and ends up with one closely resembling Tim Curry's*
littl3chocobo: hours and hours of sear-eeerr dumb luck?

Awesome People aka Death would like to thank:
Glitch
littl3chocobo
Ginger
Rainbowfox Ari
trystan830
Lilith Dracania
Kaderin Triste
mdom
Tiva
Lorcan
Panda
Espy
Delicious Nightmare
Gallagher
Pinkie

Tiva: Both are correct....
And I guess we have a Death by Mirrors in the Net
Kaderin Triste: Death is the best pet.
10/10 Would own again.

mdom: we need to find Ari right |D that's the end goal...
Rainbowfox Ari: Indeed.
Death by Mirrors: Do we know if Ari wants to be found? I mean there's food and drink, and wifi :P
Rainbowfox Ari: I'd imagine he's not super-fond of being kept in a cage.
Gallagher: the wifi is sub-par, too
Rainbowfox Ari: This is true. I had not anticipated needing it, therefore I have only installed the rudimentary system. ... I don't believe there is a charge-port there either.
Death by Mirrors: Holy macaroni! Hang in there, Ari - we'll rush to your rescue!!
mdom: be in cage - ok, Ari will survive
subpar wifi - NOOOOO ARI MUST BE RESCUED!!

mdom: why is my PC taking over 5 minutes to restart
what have you done
Biomecha: Time to throw it out of the window.
mdom: NO
MY DAD'S MONEY WAS SPENT IN THIS
I'll just suffer the 5 minutes it's taking :((((
Biomecha: Just say it was a Windows error.

Kaderin Triste: Found the perfect color at work. But am gonna double check all my tubs, trunks, and bags at home before I commit to buying any more yarn.
Death by Mirrors: *helps by hiding all remotely similar skeins in your tubs, trunks and bags because we all know deep down inside you long for a reason to get more yarn*
Kaderin Triste: 10/10
Best helper.

mdom: don't hate me, I bribed you to not hate me
Zilvra: This is fair I cannot hate you due to bribes. Therefore I love you by default.
mdom: Thank you for your genuine love, it means a lot to me :')

mdom: Wait, if more than one user does it will it extend more than one day? Because I can dance if we make a uhhh pact of making the videos private to staff only and we find more people with no dignity at all
Death by Mirrors: How about the compromise of making the video staff only, but staff will laugh their respective asses off and greet you with lewd comments for three days afterwards?
Biomecha: Now it becomes clear how this event came about.

Espy: Finally got a haircut. -1 to metalheadedness; +1 to "what the fuck is in your pants?" (The answer is multiple knives.)
Coda: Appropriate choice of hairstyle. Appropriate choice of pants-filling.

Gallagher: put that leg back where it belongs
Tohopekaliga: On a shelf in a display case?
mdom: Isn't it fun when the site owner never posts with the peasants, except to say some creepy shit
Major: That's the only way an avatar site should be run.

littl3chocobo: beds for everyone!
XoGizmooX: PILLOW FIGHT
littl3chocobo: >o i said beds not pillows. if you want fripperous extras you have to pay for 'em
XoGizmooX: OK, ...... BED FIGHT..... *throws bed*

Okok: Wait a minute. Is this why espy is going to due? Are we witnessing something sinister unfold here? Do I need to call for an adult?
littl3chocobo: yes. get an adult, please
Espy: ....wait we’re all technically adults here
littl3chocobo: clearly i am not adult enough for this XD i need a back-up adult
Espy: an adultier adult
Okok: Technically... What is and adult? What does it mean to adult in the first place? Is it an age thing? Clearly not. A mental state? Or perhaps it's more a state of liquid?
Gallagher: plasma, i think
Merskelly Metalien: o-o...I was..talking about the elves of middle earth,
and I come back to this??
*places empty water bottles down in a circle* >:/ Well this won't do at all.
*folds tentacles and waits for an adult to be summoned*
littl3chocobo: you may be waiting for a bit. our adult just mentioned plasma and skeedadled. they were no help at all

Moi: I got some news. My neighborhood isn't affected by the outage!
There are some hills I can see from here. Normally, I can see the lights of the houses and streetlights on the hills, but it is completely dark there right now.
Death by Mirrors: Congratulations of retaining the absolute necessities of life! (fridge power and internet)
mdom: Don't forget toilet paper!
littl3chocobo: i don't think tp is run on electric hahahaha
mdom: hey, DbM just said absolute necessities of life!
Death by Mirrors: Electric toilet paper sounds cool tho. Blinking led effects.
littl3chocobo: and a vibration setting for the best clean!
Moi: I think I would be nervous about electric toilet paper. That sounds like a recipe for disaster.
mdom: heheh yeah imagine it not working when electricity is out |D
littl3chocobo: imagine it during an electrical spike x''D
Death by Mirrors: Cheaper than a violet wand, I suppose.
mdom: Aren't violet wands too low on voltage tho :P
Death by Mirrors: High voltage, low amperage.
What are we talking now, do you want to electrocute someone? o.O
not going to help with that, do your own research :P
mdom: No, for my own dirty purposes of course :P
Biomecha: Note to self, don't use mdom's or Death's bathroom.
Moi: I think I'd go as far as avoiding their place to begin with lol

littl3chocobo: o bby! if i am a dick to void will you kick me? pretty please~
Voidbarker: pls do not be a dick to me i am very small
littl3chocobo: it's ok, i can scale to size! i am a very versatile dick ^^

littl3chocobo: i'll lay flowers on your grave when the time comes. you should let me know the colour(s) you'd like
Mekatra: Colors of flowers? Uh.. I like orange lilies pretty well I guess. I like most flowers. And flours.
littl3chocobo: then i'll make sure you get flour-dusted orange lilies
Mekatra: Perfect. I shall admire them from whatever afterlife or lack thereof that happens to me.

Mekatra: I am ready fo the roaring 20s
mdom: yes, it'll be the 20s and we'll all roar
very loudly
littl3chocobo: can i mewl instead?
mdom: No!! Only roaring allowed!!!
Mekatra: If you are unable to roar due to medical, religious or just being very quiet we can assign someone to roar for you as soon as you fill out the appropriate paperwork.

mdom: please don't add coconut milk to my food!!
Biomecha: I wouldn't do that. Milking coconuts is kind of challenging. You have to be really gentle or they bite.

[littl3chocobo]

how silly <3 XD


how about some au to get you started?

[Death by Mirrors]

It made my day. Thank you for the donation! <3

[littl3chocobo]

here is good luck to you<3

[Death by Mirrors]

New year already off to a great start. How about you, is it past midnight in your time zone?