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Lawtan · 07:45 PM

Yarrr and avast, ye roach-swallowing legless worms of a rotten fungus!

Here be a place to challenge one another with new curses. From the shakesperean "If only thy self were worth more than the flimsy nail I bite" to the ever-so-Eschaton "May Abaddon turn your piss pure fire," to the Howling "May all your bacon burn," come for laughs and to challenge your black slug of a tongue at a most base art.

Lawtan · 03:40 AM

May your efforts be futile and your fruits taste of ash, ye who breaketh these

RULES

1) Follow the standard rules of Trisphee.
2) Do not, I repeat, do not try to harass here. This is meant for pure fun.

Game Rules:
3)Try to out-curse the poster above you.
4)Do not resort to simple cursing - embellish it with foreign words and descriptions.
5)Have fun.

Lawtan · 03:42 AM

Thou damned souls who so lay here, they may feast only on the bones of the wolves of the End, as carrion-birds.
Black List

Lawtan · 03:41 AM

The most memorable of swine shell feast on the gruel of the snail here. Memorable Curses

Lawtan · Posted 11-25-2013, 03:45 AM

And...Open.
Come at me, you planks of wood. Your sturdy legs shall fall to my ax, for you move like sap, so slow and easy to take. And I shall take you, and every one of you will be a footstool for me to rest on, worthy only of my stinky feet!

Espy · Posted 11-25-2013, 07:33 PM

False, that was "May Abaddon turn your piss pure fire."

Liethell · Posted 12-06-2013, 04:38 PM

May you bury your children.

Probably one of the most offensive, yet clean things I've heard.

Espy · Posted 12-07-2013, 02:38 AM

Aiigh. I have so many issues with that one, ahaha...

"May you fall prey to a hundred carrion crows."

Lawtan · Posted 12-07-2013, 05:10 AM

...comment removed due to being cliche but true...

"Your have spine of a worm."

Liethell · Posted 12-07-2013, 01:40 PM

Heheh, it is a pretty nasty curse, I feel kind bad for knowing it...

"I would sell you to Satan for one corn chip."

Lawtan · Posted 12-07-2013, 02:34 PM

Yeah...I don't want to comment on that one...

"Let any child of mine suffer, so my brother's children be okay."

Kilala Mikal · Posted 12-19-2013, 12:03 PM

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your crotch hairs and your arms be too short to scratch.

Lawtan · Posted 12-19-2013, 12:16 PM

O.O spoopy....
May you commit such wrongs as to be shunned by all you care for.

Lawtan · Posted 01-01-2014, 09:31 PM

"I should like to write you the kind of words that burn the paper they are written on..." - Dorothy L. Sayers

Depending on the situation, it can be a curse...

Fauxreal · Posted 02-17-2014, 01:43 AM

Thou art rotting fruit on the top of an ant hill!

AlphaPrime · Posted 04-10-2014, 04:11 PM

"May you rust on the scrap heap for all eternity"

Ha made that up but try to guess what show/movie I got some of the words from?

Lawtan Dragon Storm		Creative Cursing [M for obvious reasons]	#1
	Yarrr and avast, ye roach-swallowing legless worms of a rotten fungus! Here be a place to challenge one another with new curses. From the shakesperean "If only thy self were worth more than the flimsy nail I bite" to the ever-so-Eschaton "May Abaddon turn your piss pure fire," to the Howling "May all your bacon burn," come for laughs and to challenge your black slug of a tongue at a most base art. Lawtan: A chaotic dragoness with issues. __ Library ï¿½ï¿½s oferï¿½ode, ï¿½isses swï¿½ mï¿½g. __ Science, horror, folklore, and cuteness incoming! Last edited by Lawtan; 11-25-2013 at 07:45 PM.
		Posted 11-25-2013, 03:15 AM

		#2	Lawtan Dragon Storm
May your efforts be futile and your fruits taste of ash, ye who breaketh these RULES 1) Follow the standard rules of Trisphee. 2) Do not, I repeat, do not try to harass here. This is meant for pure fun. Game Rules: 3)Try to out-curse the poster above you. 4)Do not resort to simple cursing - embellish it with foreign words and descriptions. 5)Have fun. Lawtan: A chaotic dragoness with issues. __ Library ï¿½ï¿½s oferï¿½ode, ï¿½isses swï¿½ mï¿½g. __ Science, horror, folklore, and cuteness incoming! Last edited by Lawtan; 11-25-2013 at 03:40 AM.
	Posted 11-25-2013, 03:16 AM

Lawtan Dragon Storm			#3
	Thou damned souls who so lay here, they may feast only on the bones of the wolves of the End, as carrion-birds. Black List Lawtan: A chaotic dragoness with issues. __ Library ï¿½ï¿½s oferï¿½ode, ï¿½isses swï¿½ mï¿½g. __ Science, horror, folklore, and cuteness incoming! Last edited by Lawtan; 11-25-2013 at 03:42 AM.
		Posted 11-25-2013, 03:16 AM

		#4	Lawtan Dragon Storm
The most memorable of swine shell feast on the gruel of the snail here. Memorable Curses Lawtan: A chaotic dragoness with issues. __ Library ï¿½ï¿½s oferï¿½ode, ï¿½isses swï¿½ mï¿½g. __ Science, horror, folklore, and cuteness incoming! Last edited by Lawtan; 11-25-2013 at 03:41 AM.
	Posted 11-25-2013, 03:17 AM

Lawtan Dragon Storm			#5
	And...Open. Come at me, you planks of wood. Your sturdy legs shall fall to my ax, for you move like sap, so slow and easy to take. And I shall take you, and every one of you will be a footstool for me to rest on, worthy only of my stinky feet! Lawtan: A chaotic dragoness with issues. __ Library ï¿½ï¿½s oferï¿½ode, ï¿½isses swï¿½ mï¿½g. __ Science, horror, folklore, and cuteness incoming!
		Posted 11-25-2013, 03:45 AM

		#6	Espy Wanderer
False, that was "May Abaddon turn your piss pure fire." STONEWALL WAS A RIOT \|playlist\| Step in front of a runaway train ____Just to feel alive again â•â•â•â•â•â•â•? ?•â•â•â•â•â• Dark 3.24.12 - Nick 6.4.12 - Henry 12.7.12 - Elliot & Rajat 3.28.16 sanctuary\|\|Closet\|\|~~Art Request~~ â•â•â•â•â•â•â•? ?•â•â•â•â•â• Pushing forward through the night_____ Aching chest and blurry sight
	Posted 11-25-2013, 07:33 PM

Liethell Psych			#7
	May you bury your children. Probably one of the most offensive, yet clean things I've heard. Always Accepting Commissions! Commission information here
		Posted 12-06-2013, 04:38 PM

		#8	Espy Wanderer
Aiigh. I have so many issues with that one, ahaha... "May you fall prey to a hundred carrion crows." STONEWALL WAS A RIOT \|playlist\| Step in front of a runaway train ____Just to feel alive again â•â•â•â•â•â•â•? ?•â•â•â•â•â• Dark 3.24.12 - Nick 6.4.12 - Henry 12.7.12 - Elliot & Rajat 3.28.16 sanctuary\|\|Closet\|\|~~Art Request~~ â•â•â•â•â•â•â•? ?•â•â•â•â•â• Pushing forward through the night_____ Aching chest and blurry sight
	Posted 12-07-2013, 02:38 AM

Lawtan Dragon Storm			#9
	...comment removed due to being cliche but true... "Your have spine of a worm." Lawtan: A chaotic dragoness with issues. __ Library ï¿½ï¿½s oferï¿½ode, ï¿½isses swï¿½ mï¿½g. __ Science, horror, folklore, and cuteness incoming!
		Posted 12-07-2013, 05:10 AM

		#10	Liethell Psych
Heheh, it is a pretty nasty curse, I feel kind bad for knowing it... "I would sell you to Satan for one corn chip." Always Accepting Commissions! Commission information here
	Posted 12-07-2013, 01:40 PM

Lawtan Dragon Storm			#11
	Yeah...I don't want to comment on that one... "Let any child of mine suffer, so my brother's children be okay." Lawtan: A chaotic dragoness with issues. __ Library ï¿½ï¿½s oferï¿½ode, ï¿½isses swï¿½ mï¿½g. __ Science, horror, folklore, and cuteness incoming!
		Posted 12-07-2013, 02:34 PM

		#12	Kilala Mikal On in to the future
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your crotch hairs and your arms be too short to scratch. World's worst for poofing during a conversation. Sorry.
	Posted 12-19-2013, 12:03 PM

Lawtan Dragon Storm			#13
	O.O spoopy.... May you commit such wrongs as to be shunned by all you care for. Lawtan: A chaotic dragoness with issues. __ Library ï¿½ï¿½s oferï¿½ode, ï¿½isses swï¿½ mï¿½g. __ Science, horror, folklore, and cuteness incoming!
		Posted 12-19-2013, 12:16 PM

		#14	Lawtan Dragon Storm
"I should like to write you the kind of words that burn the paper they are written on..." - Dorothy L. Sayers Depending on the situation, it can be a curse... Lawtan: A chaotic dragoness with issues. __ Library ï¿½ï¿½s oferï¿½ode, ï¿½isses swï¿½ mï¿½g. __ Science, horror, folklore, and cuteness incoming!
	Posted 01-01-2014, 09:31 PM

Fauxreal Mother Ship			#15
	Thou art rotting fruit on the top of an ant hill! I've been in the hospital for a month! Pneumonia. Complications and chest tubes. Trading Hot Jackie
		Posted 02-17-2014, 01:43 AM

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		#16	AlphaPrime Derp
"May you rust on the scrap heap for all eternity" Ha made that up but try to guess what show/movie I got some of the words from?
	Posted 04-10-2014, 04:11 PM