[Biomecha]

Now I do, since you mentioned it. That's probably not the best way to go about it.

[mdom]

we do what nwe gotta do for beauty

[Biomecha]

I'll buy turtlenecks in real life and cover my chin. It's cheaper than surgery.

[mdom]

Alternatively, you can thworp a fan in front of your face all the time

[Biomecha]

That would draw too much attention.

Congrats on twinning third! Pun intended.

[Espy]

<Just put some clothes on. Like I do.>

[mdom]

Congrats to you, too! You earned it with your alien beauty

[Biomecha]

Espy: Do you stretch out all the neck holes of your shirts trying to get them over your head? Or do you only get things that can be buttoned or zipped up?

mdom: At least they didn't notice the layering mishap. Or say it out loud. I like how much of an impact your face had.

[mdom]

What can I say, I'm a trendsetter.
If you can call trendsetter someone that releases trends that everyone refuses to follow.

[Espy]

That’s, uh, actually a question I’ve been trying to figure out. CRT’s not thin enough to step /through/ the neck hole, either...

[Biomecha]

mdom: Your new glasses really bring out your eyes.

Espy: Velcro could be another good option to hide in the seams.

[Espy]

So far the suggestions have been, sewing himself into his clothing, and quantum-tunneling into them.

[Biomecha]

There's a demand for tearaway clothing. For stage performances and dancing situations. Maybe a store that caters to the needs of strippers has them.

[Espy]

-screen turns various shades of red-

[mdom]

Thank you, I just wish I had a better nose

[Biomecha]

Espy: Do we bop your head in this sort of situation to get you working again?

mdom: Nose hair trimmers might help.