[bluebird]

E is for eternal sands of time

[bluebird]

F is for another fabulous bundle coming up aaaaAAAAAAA *slaves on the sand farm*

[mdom]

G is for that grating sensation of sand in your toochie

[Mekatra]

H is for hot sands burning your feet in the sun!

[bluebird]

H is your hoochie screaming at you for sand in the toochie

[bluebird]

Ninja'd XD

I is for Icicles dipped in sand

[Mekatra]

J is for Jolly, which we seem to all be

[bluebird]

K is for kinder surprises in sand!

[Mekatra]

L is for Lemon snow cones, hopefully with no sand in them

[bluebird]

M is for Melon snow cones, hopefully not topped with sand

[Mekatra]

N is for Not putting sand in snow cones

[bluebird]

O is for One sand snowcone

[Mekatra]

P is for Plenty of sand to go around

[bluebird]

Q is for quadrillion pounds of sand!

[Mekatra]

R is for a Rash from all the chafing

[bluebird]

S is for sand sunscreen. sandscreen.