[Tiva]

Den I am so sorry…. that sounded like it hurt

And I have way too many not right stories from college.

[Lauv Keiko]

Poor foot. :'( feel better soon.

Also, hi everyone!

[Den]

What's bad is I had to look back to see what everyone was sympathizing with...

[Lauv Keiko]

It's always nice to read back, Den
:)

[Den]

Last of the Job Corps stories. Possibly M, definitely immature. Again, involving that one roommate I had.

So remember those condoms my roommate had? Well, one day, she decided to be an asshole to some of our friends and a few other people hanging out behind the building, below our window (We were on the second floor, guys dorms were on the first and third floors). She'd figured out how to get the window open enough to get her hands out at some point.

So, she took some of the condoms, put a couple pumps of unscented hand lotion inside each, and filled the rest with water. Then, she got the window open, and proceeded to drop the filled condoms on the people below. The next thing I hear is "G-D DAMNIT, AMY!!!". Apparently, she'd pulled similar stunts before. She responded with "QUIT LOITERING, JACKASS!!!". Good times.

[Lawtan]

*Stopping by to wish everyone well*

[daikokunyo]

Not to share a story? Daww, Law!

XD

I shall credit Den every time I use that phrase in a spoiler XP

[Den]

XD Okay, so I lied about having only three Job Corps stories.

I'm also slightly buzzed on the concoction I told y'all about at the beginning of this thread, so sue me. Definitely M, and immature. Click the spoiler at your own discretion.

So I was packing up all my stuff that was at Job Corps, because I was leaving due to completing my program and securing a job. I was living with condom-girl, and she happened to be on her cell phone at the time, with a friend of hers. I had a few toys of "adult" nature, including a dildo, that I'd brought up with me for the weekends when she was back home. I'd been quite discreet in keeping it out of sight, up to packing.

On a whim, I went "Hey, Amy!", whipped the dildo out of my pillow, and waved it about. She about fell off her bed laughing and told her friend "Oh my G-D, she has a fucking DILDO!". I felt quite proud of myself for pulling one over on her.

[Salone]

Pffffft 'pull one over on her' has to be about the best use of that phrase for a story like that.

Also, I'm back baby!

Well sort of. You mates will have to excuse me, as I have been getting over the annual Christmas/New Year's Holiday Depression Extravaganza.

Last night I had an alarming amount of Bacardi that caused me to wake up at 6AM and watch the entire show of Steven Universe in one sitting.

So how was everyone else? What did everyone else do for their obligatory New Year's stuff?

[Den]

I've been at the boyfriend's house since last Sunday (the 27th), but I fly home in the morning. I'd rather stay here but obligations need to be dealt with.

[Salone]

Mmmm, staying with S/O's is always fun. Well, usually. Depends on who they live with. I've had a lot that still lived with their parents, which made things awkward sometimes.

Speaking of awkward.

So I'm known at work for being able to open problem locks or security cases (AP, it's my job anyway), so people bring me all the things they can't get in to. Girl I've been, er, seeing on the side and one of my bosses come over with a case they can't seem to budge. Pull it open quickly, they ask me how I did it, and I don't catch myself and end up saying, "I've got a bad habit of getting inside things that I shouldn't."

And then it became a real fun conversation after that. Yeeeaah.

[Den]

His family's pretty nice, and very welcoming. I actually felt more comfortable around them than I do with my own family. Which could say a lot about my current living situation, or it could be a statement on the types of people I've dealt with...