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Funkduder
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The End (Close @ 12 am PST 9/16/2012) | #1 | ||
Bilbo gets up and stands on a chair under the big tree. His right hand is in his pocket. Bilbo: My dear Bagginses and Boffins... Hobbits cheer. Bilbo: Tooks and Brandybucks... More cheering. Merry stands up and bows to the crowd, which provokes laughter. Bilbo: Grubbs, Chubbs, Bolgers, Bracegirdles, Goodbodies... Cheering. Bilbo: And Proudfoots! Proudfoot: Proudfeet! Hobbit laugh. Bilbo: Proudfoots(beat) Today is my one hundred and eleventh birthday! The hobbits cheer. Bilbo: I hope you are all enjoyingyourselves as much as I am. More cheers. Some of the hobbits think Bilbo is done, and start playing instruments. Pippin gets up on the table and starts dancing. Someone shouts "Get down you fool of a Took!" Bilbo grabs a nearby horn and blows into it. The noise subsides. Bilbo: I shall not keep you long. Cheering. Bilbo: I have called you all together for a purpose. The hobbits quiet down. Bilbo: First of all, eleventy-one years is far too short to live among such excellent and admirable hobbits. Loud cheering. Bilbo: I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve. Confused looks from the hobbits. Bilbo: Also, today is the day my nephew Frodo comes into his inheritance. Cheering. Lobelia and Otho scowl. Otho: Comes into his inheritance. Indeed! Bilbo: Finally, I wish to make an ANNOUNCEMENT. All the hobbits sit up straight, listening to him. Bilbo: I regret to announce that this is the end. I am leaving NOW. Frodo looks slighly troubled. Bilbo: Good-Bye! Bilbo suddenly vanishes. All of the Hobbits are stunned into silence. Then they suddenly all start talking at once.
Last edited by Funkduder; 09-15-2012 at 12:48 PM.
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Posted 07-07-2011, 07:47 PM |
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Funkduder
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Current Staff Head Host / Owner: Funkduder "Turn down the fire...turn down the bed...turn down the voice withing my head" ALERT TO THOSE IN STAFF: You may keep your jobs. You will not lose your job nor will you be obligated to leave your job if you wish for a title. However, upon leaving your job there is no going back unless by entitlement. That is all. Bouncers: Demo Reyoki littl3chocobo Ashy Bartenders: Lunaryon Saith Espy Hosts/Hostesses: Neirra Lauv Keiko Ginger Asami Spirit of the Party DJs: Neirra aka "DJ Nei Nei" Espy aka "DJ ARASHI" Entertainers: Lioshika (Lio Chic, Exotic Dancer) Spirit of the Party (Former Oracle of Delphi, Exotic Interpretive Dancer) Yume (Y-Me, Pop Star) Zen Master: Asche ("intern")
Last edited by Funkduder; 09-03-2012 at 01:50 PM.
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Posted 07-07-2011, 07:47 PM |
Funkduder
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:)White List:) These people have shown actions that have given them favor with the club. We are in your debt. Poggio who drew the banner in the first post. Espy/Ashy who got the banner in the second post Ashy who is so awesome she needs to be mentioned twice :mad:Black List:mad: The bouncers will be on the lookout for these guys. Asche for extreme property damage and other evils done to the enterprise.Fleas because they harass the bartender. littl3chocobo because of chocobo-like tendency. (Note: littl3chocobo is also a bouncer. Self regulation is recommended) Ashy for attempted pirating. Alpha for threatening an employee at sword-point. XD
Last edited by Funkduder; 09-08-2012 at 12:17 AM.
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Posted 07-07-2011, 07:48 PM |
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Funkduder
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This will be the last event. Volunteers welcomed until September 10th
PAST EVENTS In Honor of the End Fashion Show
Last edited by Funkduder; 09-03-2012 at 01:51 PM.
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Posted 07-07-2011, 07:49 PM |
Funkduder
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Reserved for the History...
It was though the doors to the enterprise have fallen away as the building's walls began to fade away, along with the ceiling, leaving you mystified as you enter what looks to be the shire. It's day time and many small folk work to build tents, tables, and bake cakes. Everyone in the shire was invited... "So you're going to go through with it, then," Gandalf the Wizard said slowly. "I am," I replied. "I've been planning this for a long time. It'll give the Hobbits of the Shire something to talk about for the next nine days - or ninety-nine, more likely. Anyway, at least I'll have my little joke." "Who will laugh, I wonder?" Gandalf mused aloud, scratching his beard idly. For weeks carts and caravans were coming from all over Middle-earth to bring provisions for the Grand Old Party, as I referred to it. Wagons of food from the Dwarvish mines at Erebor, shiny rocks from the Sea-elves and fancy seductive packages from southern Mirkwood arrived daily, making the neighborhood generally more crowded and cluttering up avenues. Even those who hadn't said anything bad about me before were starting to show their annoyance. "That man is starting to get a mite annoying," old Gaffer Gamgee grumbled, standing outside the pub. "Queer goings-on, and no mistake. Why just yesterday a bunch o' pesky Wood-elves dragged their cart right acrost my yard and ruined my taters!" "A bunch of Men from Bree came to my place yesterday and tried to sell me some aluminum siding," mused Old Noakes of Bywater. "They said it was because they had extra after building that horrible Quonset hut over the Party Tree, and they were trying to unload it. Strange folk hereabouts." "Yes, but it's good for the economy," sneered Bill Ferny, the local banker. "A lot more money in circulation. Market's been doing well. Unionization is down because of all the entry-level service positions that are being created. Widening gap between the haves and have-nots, don't you think? Good to find work for idle hands." "And you don't know nothin' about anythin', Ferny," Gaffer Gamgee snapped, echoing the popular community sentiment. "Mr. Bilbo Baggins is a right bastard, as I've often said, and it's small wonder if trouble don't come of him and his imperialist ways. The Revolution's a'comin', and it's the likes o'you who'll be the first ag'inst the wall, so sayeth the Lord." And with that he spat a well-aimed beer-nut into Ferny's glass.
Last edited by Funkduder; 09-03-2012 at 02:13 PM.
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Posted 07-07-2011, 07:50 PM |
A personal note if you intend to know | #6 |
Funkduder
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Hello to you who reads this,
I've been thinking about this moment for a very long time now, but it appears that my time has come and gone like the wind here. i don't feel necessarily attached to this place like I used to and i am growing into a new age in which I must pioneer into alone. For those of you who have gotten to know me over time, I thank you. At times it was you who prevented me from believing in suicidal thoughts. You are a true blessing, but now i must leave, possibly to never return the same. I had hoped that you would realize what I was planning before I set this turn of events into motion so I shall give time now. as the title of the thread goes, this thread should be closed by tomorrow. Please voice your objections to my departure now, as there will not be another chance no matter how fair or unfair it seems.
Last edited by Funkduder; 09-15-2012 at 04:38 AM.
Reason: Secrecy
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Posted 07-07-2011, 07:50 PM |
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Batty
~!Halloween Queen!~
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.☆.+:^ヽ(∇^*)o【<3】o(*^∇)ノ^;+.☆.
ITS OPEN! HURRAY!!! Mama bat to a beautiful baby bat <3 | ||||
Posted 07-08-2011, 02:07 PM |
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Batty
~!Halloween Queen!~
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I'm doin good!!
Zane and I are gonna start listing crap to sell on ebay. xD; We're doing a Summer cleaning kind of thing. How about you? Mama bat to a beautiful baby bat <3 | ||||
Posted 07-08-2011, 02:11 PM |
littl3chocobo
isn't that funny
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whut?! i am epic sause i should totally be in the black list!
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Posted 07-08-2011, 02:12 PM |
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Funkduder
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I'm heading to a lake tomorrow and at that lake there will be a party...So yeah. Nothing big. :) ANyways, What I think this place needs is some music.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pKDsdzODv0 | ||||
Posted 07-08-2011, 02:13 PM |
Poggio
Bald and loving it!
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-Sneaks past the bouncers and grabs Battys waist for a dance-
Woot Woot XD interesting song Funk. | ||||
Posted 07-08-2011, 02:19 PM |
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<.<...>.>...^.^...V.V...I don't think any of the bouncers are actually here...XD
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Posted 07-08-2011, 02:21 PM |
Lunaryon
Celestial Princess
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I wanna be a bartender!
I amGREED, Fall before me!
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Posted 07-08-2011, 02:22 PM |
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