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Illusion · Posted 12-31-2015, 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lawtan

Forgetting and distorting things never works. Actually, studies show that ignoring bullies incites them to target you more.

So.. We should fight Santa with reverse psychology then..?

Lawtan · Posted 12-31-2015, 05:37 PM

Best way may be to capture and break the fiend. Put the fear of dog into the candy-caned cretin.

Illusion · Posted 12-31-2015, 06:04 PM

Or we can administer a toxic candy cane poison into the air and kill him!

Or is Santa toxin proof?

Tiva · Posted 12-31-2015, 06:29 PM

Should have just poisoned the cookies….

Illusion · Posted 12-31-2015, 10:15 PM

... But the off chance of poisoning millions of kids.

Lawtan · 01:26 AM

WE HAVE A TOP ELF! I repeat. WE HAVE A TOP ELF!

Illusion, Tiva, the elf is yours to torture for Santa's weaknesses.

The elf got drunk at a New Year's Party and was easily captured by the Pined Forces

Illusion · Posted 01-01-2016, 03:31 AM

*Slaps elf*

I have important questions to ask ya.... WHAT COLOR IS SANTA'S UNDERWEAR!?

... Uh-Huh.

He doesn't wear any underwear.. He goes commando? Interesting...

Tiva · Posted 01-02-2016, 12:59 AM

*sighs* Illusion you… are a complete genius. Now we know itching powder in the suit will force his to strip, causing public nudity and leading to his arrest!

Illusion · Posted 01-02-2016, 01:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tiva

*sighs* Illusion you… are a complete genius. Now we know itching powder in the suit will force his to strip, causing public nudity and leading to his arrest!

I DO SAY! THAT'S PERFECT!

Tiva · Posted 01-03-2016, 12:26 AM

*plants one on him* We have done it!

Illusion · Posted 01-03-2016, 01:03 AM

....
I DO SAY! Nothing is happening... Dare I say Santa is.. ITCH PROOF?

Lawtan · Posted 01-09-2016, 02:43 PM

Santa's suit is like sandpaper - his nerves are sore and resistant to itching. However, this has thrown back his plans, methinks.

...He's aware of us, now.

		#114	Lawtan Dragon Storm
Best way may be to capture and break the fiend. Put the fear of dog into the candy-caned cretin. Lawtan: A chaotic dragoness with issues. __ Library ï¿½ï¿½s oferï¿½ode, ï¿½isses swï¿½ mï¿½g. __ Science, horror, folklore, and cuteness incoming!
	Posted 12-31-2015, 05:37 PM

		#116	Tiva Lynx Rufus
Should have just poisoned the cookies…. Hey guys look I am a shop!!
	Posted 12-31-2015, 06:29 PM

		#118	Lawtan Dragon Storm
WE HAVE A TOP ELF! I repeat. WE HAVE A TOP ELF! Illusion, Tiva, the elf is yours to torture for Santa's weaknesses. The elf got drunk at a New Year's Party and was easily captured by the Pined Forces Lawtan: A chaotic dragoness with issues. __ Library ï¿½ï¿½s oferï¿½ode, ï¿½isses swï¿½ mï¿½g. __ Science, horror, folklore, and cuteness incoming! Last edited by Lawtan; 01-01-2016 at 01:26 AM.
	Posted 01-01-2016, 01:16 AM

		#120	Tiva Lynx Rufus
sighs Illusion you… are a complete genius. Now we know itching powder in the suit will force his to strip, causing public nudity and leading to his arrest! Hey guys look I am a shop!!
	Posted 01-02-2016, 12:59 AM

		#122	Tiva Lynx Rufus
plants one on him We have done it! Hey guys look I am a shop!!
	Posted 01-03-2016, 12:26 AM

Illusion The Illusionist			#115
	Or we can administer a toxic candy cane poison into the air and kill him! Or is Santa toxin proof?
		Posted 12-31-2015, 06:04 PM

Illusion The Illusionist			#117
	... But the off chance of poisoning millions of kids.
		Posted 12-31-2015, 10:15 PM

Illusion The Illusionist			#119
	Slaps elf I have important questions to ask ya.... WHAT COLOR IS SANTA'S UNDERWEAR!? ... Uh-Huh. He doesn't wear any underwear.. He goes commando? Interesting...
		Posted 01-01-2016, 03:31 AM

Illusion The Illusionist			#123
	.... I DO SAY! Nothing is happening... Dare I say Santa is.. ITCH PROOF?
		Posted 01-03-2016, 01:03 AM

		#124	Lawtan Dragon Storm
Santa's suit is like sandpaper - his nerves are sore and resistant to itching. However, this has thrown back his plans, methinks. ...He's aware of us, now. Lawtan: A chaotic dragoness with issues. __ Library ï¿½ï¿½s oferï¿½ode, ï¿½isses swï¿½ mï¿½g. __ Science, horror, folklore, and cuteness incoming!
	Posted 01-09-2016, 02:43 PM

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