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Ultima · Posted 03-07-2014, 06:31 PM

Q: Why am I sick?

A: 10 aurum.

Salone · Posted 03-07-2014, 08:24 PM

Q: How much would I have to pay you for that rainbow background item?

A: Clown shoes and a tow truck.

Kilala Mikal · Posted 03-07-2014, 08:39 PM

Q: What are two things I never have any intention of owning?

A: Five hundred twenty-five thousand, six hundred (525,600)

Lawtan · Posted 03-07-2014, 08:50 PM

Q: How many runes will you give me? XD

A: Nine

Salone · Posted 03-07-2014, 09:05 PM

Q: What you THINK the german girl is rating you as you pass by. Not my joke, but it applies.

A: Let it simmer for 20 minutes.

Lawtan · Posted 03-07-2014, 09:15 PM

Q: What do you do with boiling rice?

A: Gourd

Salone · Posted 03-07-2014, 09:24 PM

Q: Shall we follow the Gourd, or do as Brian does and remove our left shoe?

A: A duck.

Lawtan · Posted 03-07-2014, 09:29 PM

Q: Where do you think we are, in some Monty Python skit?

A: Walrus

Gallagher · Posted 03-22-2014, 11:23 AM

Q: What has the biggest teeth?

A: Stickers

Lawtan · Posted 03-22-2014, 11:30 AM

Q. How could I get the news to be quiet?

A. Humerous

Kilala Mikal · Posted 03-22-2014, 01:30 PM

Q: What bone have you broken?

A: Elderberries.

Lawtan · Posted 05-22-2014, 01:14 PM

Q: What can I use here to make tea?

A: pudding

Ultima · Posted 06-01-2014, 02:38 AM

Q: What do British people call "dessert"?

A: A garden hose.

Den · Posted 06-01-2014, 02:52 PM

Q. What's the best place to get a drink of water in the summer?

A. Potatoes.

Ultima · Posted 06-01-2014, 05:11 PM

Q: What's "taters"?

A: The pink ones.

Quiet Man Cometh · Posted 06-14-2014, 01:56 AM

Q: Which Starburst candy tastes the best?

A: a microwave dinner.

Ultima Lurker of Lurkiness			#17
	Q: Why am I sick? A: 10 aurum. As fabulous and pretty as they are, Ulti's avatars are always male~ Please use "he"/"him" or "they"/"them" pronouns when referring to me please <3 User since 9-22-10 I love it when people use my Sinopa emotes~ <3 ~
		Posted 03-07-2014, 06:31 PM

		#18	Salone Problem to the Solution
Q: How much would I have to pay you for that rainbow background item? A: Clown shoes and a tow truck. I don't know what you expected.
	Posted 03-07-2014, 08:24 PM

Kilala Mikal On in to the future			#19
	Q: What are two things I never have any intention of owning? A: Five hundred twenty-five thousand, six hundred (525,600) World's worst for poofing during a conversation. Sorry.
		Posted 03-07-2014, 08:39 PM

		#20	Lawtan Dragon Storm
Q: How many runes will you give me? XD A: Nine Lawtan: A chaotic dragoness with issues. __ Library ï¿½ï¿½s oferï¿½ode, ï¿½isses swï¿½ mï¿½g. __ Science, horror, folklore, and cuteness incoming!
	Posted 03-07-2014, 08:50 PM

Salone Problem to the Solution			#21
	Q: What you THINK the german girl is rating you as you pass by. Not my joke, but it applies. A: Let it simmer for 20 minutes. I don't know what you expected.
		Posted 03-07-2014, 09:05 PM

		#22	Lawtan Dragon Storm
Q: What do you do with boiling rice? A: Gourd Lawtan: A chaotic dragoness with issues. __ Library ï¿½ï¿½s oferï¿½ode, ï¿½isses swï¿½ mï¿½g. __ Science, horror, folklore, and cuteness incoming!
	Posted 03-07-2014, 09:15 PM

Salone Problem to the Solution			#23
	Q: Shall we follow the Gourd, or do as Brian does and remove our left shoe? A: A duck. I don't know what you expected.
		Posted 03-07-2014, 09:24 PM

		#24	Lawtan Dragon Storm
Q: Where do you think we are, in some Monty Python skit? A: Walrus Lawtan: A chaotic dragoness with issues. __ Library ï¿½ï¿½s oferï¿½ode, ï¿½isses swï¿½ mï¿½g. __ Science, horror, folklore, and cuteness incoming!
	Posted 03-07-2014, 09:29 PM

Gallagher It Won't Stop			#25
	Q: What has the biggest teeth? A: Stickers
		Posted 03-22-2014, 11:23 AM

		#26	Lawtan Dragon Storm
Q. How could I get the news to be quiet? A. Humerous Lawtan: A chaotic dragoness with issues. __ Library ï¿½ï¿½s oferï¿½ode, ï¿½isses swï¿½ mï¿½g. __ Science, horror, folklore, and cuteness incoming!
	Posted 03-22-2014, 11:30 AM

Kilala Mikal On in to the future			#27
	Q: What bone have you broken? A: Elderberries. World's worst for poofing during a conversation. Sorry.
		Posted 03-22-2014, 01:30 PM

		#28	Lawtan Dragon Storm
Q: What can I use here to make tea? A: pudding Lawtan: A chaotic dragoness with issues. __ Library ï¿½ï¿½s oferï¿½ode, ï¿½isses swï¿½ mï¿½g. __ Science, horror, folklore, and cuteness incoming!
	Posted 05-22-2014, 01:14 PM

Ultima Lurker of Lurkiness			#29
	Q: What do British people call "dessert"? A: A garden hose. As fabulous and pretty as they are, Ulti's avatars are always male~ Please use "he"/"him" or "they"/"them" pronouns when referring to me please <3 User since 9-22-10 I love it when people use my Sinopa emotes~ <3 ~
		Posted 06-01-2014, 02:38 AM

Ultima Lurker of Lurkiness			#31
	Q: What's "taters"? A: The pink ones. As fabulous and pretty as they are, Ulti's avatars are always male~ Please use "he"/"him" or "they"/"them" pronouns when referring to me please <3 User since 9-22-10 I love it when people use my Sinopa emotes~ <3 ~
		Posted 06-01-2014, 05:11 PM

		#32	Quiet Man Cometh We're all mad here.
Q: Which Starburst candy tastes the best? A: a microwave dinner. Tea?
	Posted 06-14-2014, 01:56 AM

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