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Veshora · Posted 08-24-2018, 06:23 AM

Quiet, Witchchylde, Den, bluebird and Derpy travel to Bolivia and ask around.

A middle aged man remembers the thief. "Strange person", he mumbles. "Bought twelve wristwatches and set them all to a different time. Now I understand wanting to keep in touch with friends overseas. But so many different time zones? Must be confusing as heck!" As the man turns around, you notice he has a paper fish stuck to his back.

Another man, wearing a military uniform, overhears the conversation and also has something to contribute: "I remember the one you're looking for. Tried to convince me we should employ carrier pigeons in the military. Rubbish! Is there even one single country in the whole world who still does this?"

"Probably the same that required an official permission for women to wear pants until 2012", a female student carrying a women's rights book remarks, adding with a smirk: "Well, in theory at least. I don't think they ever enforced that law in more recent times."

Witchchylde · Posted 08-24-2018, 08:29 AM

What is with the French?! At any rate, this April Fool is going to Paris, France!

Den · Posted 08-24-2018, 05:42 PM

I've always wanted to visit Paris, France!

bluebird · Posted 08-24-2018, 08:30 PM

Voyage de la France!

Derpy McBlueEyes · Posted 08-25-2018, 04:07 AM

Derpy yawns and clings to Bluebird's leg. "Yeah, Fwance!"

Quiet Man Cometh · Posted 08-25-2018, 04:12 AM

All the time zones is making me think Greenwich. Am I missing something?

Death by Mirrors · Posted 08-25-2018, 07:33 AM

You'll be missing the plane if you don't decide on a destination ^^

(and why is my hired thief suddenly wearing a cat shirt? That's not professional, Vesh!)

Veshora · Posted 08-25-2018, 08:00 AM

It is red.

You said, dress in red and dye your hair. If you want me to have a more elaborate costume, you got to raise my pay first.

mdom · Posted 08-25-2018, 02:21 PM

^it's because of the woman/pants law
it's a French thing

Death by Mirrors · Posted 08-25-2018, 07:11 PM

Also, oversea territories. France has quite a few in various time zones.

Alright then. Witchchylde, Den, bluebird and Derpy are hauled off to France, whereas Veshora gets a free trip to the negotiation room. Unfortunately the stewardess spills tomato juice on the agent who sits closest to the aisle, but fortunately the airline pays for cleaning.

They encounter a priest who recognizes the photo of the thief. "The young lady went to confession yesterday. I'm sorry, but I can't tell you any details about her sins, as you certainly understand. But if it helps you on your mission, I don't know why she came here. She didn't seem very religious... she definitely wasn't afraid of going to Hell."

A mother pushing her toddler in the buggy also remembers the thief. "I can't believe she's a bad person though", she says. "Gave my little BenoÃ®t this plushie. Someone who likes kids can't be evil, right?" The plushie in question is a penguin with military insignia.

The detectives also find the thief's lunch box. All food has been eaten, but the cheese slicer is still in there.

mdom · Posted 08-25-2018, 07:21 PM

We're going to Norway
where a penguin is the royal guard
or something

Den · Posted 08-25-2018, 08:12 PM

*packs her bags with a variety of seasons' clothing, because parts of Norway have had heatwaves comparable to summers in the Midwest, but there's also a chance it could be cold* *sets aside some money to buy cheese and other Norwegian treats*

Quiet Man Cometh · Posted 08-25-2018, 08:34 PM

I had gjetost in Norway. It had a cheese slicer with it. Sounds like a plan. To Norway!

Witchchylde · Posted 08-25-2018, 10:42 PM

Oh my goodness, I must smell of tomato juice even if they did clean it! Yes, isn't it good in the Norwegian woods?

Death by Mirrors · Posted 08-26-2018, 09:50 AM

mdom, Den, Quiet and Witchchylde travel to Norway. They hope for a chance to see the northern lights, but soon it is obvious the thief has already moved on to a different place.

At least there are clues to help figure out the next trip. The agents discover a really old phone book that only contains about fifty names. They also find a picture of Darth Vader on a cathedral.

A fisherman sells them fresh salmon. When asked about the thief he says "Spent an afternoon fishing with me. Thought she liked it. But when I offer her to come along again, she declines. Wants bigger catch. Asks me if I know where she can get a unicorn hunting license. No idea. You want salmon?"

mdom · Posted 08-26-2018, 10:01 AM

I'LL HUNT THOSE UNICORN HUNTERS!!!

Veshora The Magic Number			#65
	Quiet, Witchchylde, Den, bluebird and Derpy travel to Bolivia and ask around. A middle aged man remembers the thief. "Strange person", he mumbles. "Bought twelve wristwatches and set them all to a different time. Now I understand wanting to keep in touch with friends overseas. But so many different time zones? Must be confusing as heck!" As the man turns around, you notice he has a paper fish stuck to his back. Another man, wearing a military uniform, overhears the conversation and also has something to contribute: "I remember the one you're looking for. Tried to convince me we should employ carrier pigeons in the military. Rubbish! Is there even one single country in the whole world who still does this?" "Probably the same that required an official permission for women to wear pants until 2012", a female student carrying a women's rights book remarks, adding with a smirk: "Well, in theory at least. I don't think they ever enforced that law in more recent times." Death's ~~mule~~ librarian. The difficult we do immediately. The impossible takes a little while longer.
		Posted 08-24-2018, 06:23 AM

		#66	Witchchylde Rebooting....
What is with the French?! At any rate, this April Fool is going to Paris, France! http://magistream.com/user/Witchchylde/Chillenz
	Posted 08-24-2018, 08:29 AM

		#68	bluebird ADICTED
Voyage de la France! dec 14 S A U C Y ã€Œart by mdomã€ âœ¦âœ¦âœ¦ MORE ART blubirb by merskelly blessed naruto by mdom by mdom comm by Merskelly Metalien by Espy by glitch by mdom and glitch again!
	Posted 08-24-2018, 08:30 PM

		#70	Quiet Man Cometh We're all mad here.
All the time zones is making me think Greenwich. Am I missing something? Tea?
	Posted 08-25-2018, 04:12 AM

		#72	Veshora The Magic Number
It is red. You said, dress in red and dye your hair. If you want me to have a more elaborate costume, you got to raise my pay first. Death's ~~mule~~ librarian. The difficult we do immediately. The impossible takes a little while longer.
	Posted 08-25-2018, 08:00 AM

Death by Mirrors Writer			#71
	You'll be missing the plane if you don't decide on a destination ^^ (and why is my hired thief suddenly wearing a cat shirt? That's not professional, Vesh!)
		Posted 08-25-2018, 07:33 AM

mdom Jellosexual			#73
	^it's because of the woman/pants law it's a French thing
		Posted 08-25-2018, 02:21 PM

		#74	Death by Mirrors Writer
Also, oversea territories. France has quite a few in various time zones. Alright then. Witchchylde, Den, bluebird and Derpy are hauled off to France, whereas Veshora gets a free trip to the negotiation room. Unfortunately the stewardess spills tomato juice on the agent who sits closest to the aisle, but fortunately the airline pays for cleaning. They encounter a priest who recognizes the photo of the thief. "The young lady went to confession yesterday. I'm sorry, but I can't tell you any details about her sins, as you certainly understand. But if it helps you on your mission, I don't know why she came here. She didn't seem very religious... she definitely wasn't afraid of going to Hell." A mother pushing her toddler in the buggy also remembers the thief. "I can't believe she's a bad person though", she says. "Gave my little BenoÃ®t this plushie. Someone who likes kids can't be evil, right?" The plushie in question is a penguin with military insignia. The detectives also find the thief's lunch box. All food has been eaten, but the cheese slicer is still in there.
	Posted 08-25-2018, 07:11 PM

mdom Jellosexual			#75
	We're going to Norway where a penguin is the royal guard or something
		Posted 08-25-2018, 07:21 PM

Quiet Man Cometh We're all mad here.			#77
	I had gjetost in Norway. It had a cheese slicer with it. Sounds like a plan. To Norway! Tea?
		Posted 08-25-2018, 08:34 PM

		#78	Witchchylde Rebooting....
Oh my goodness, I must smell of tomato juice even if they did clean it! Yes, isn't it good in the Norwegian woods? http://magistream.com/user/Witchchylde/Chillenz
	Posted 08-25-2018, 10:42 PM

Death by Mirrors Writer			#79
	mdom, Den, Quiet and Witchchylde travel to Norway. They hope for a chance to see the northern lights, but soon it is obvious the thief has already moved on to a different place. At least there are clues to help figure out the next trip. The agents discover a really old phone book that only contains about fifty names. They also find a picture of Darth Vader on a cathedral. A fisherman sells them fresh salmon. When asked about the thief he says "Spent an afternoon fishing with me. Thought she liked it. But when I offer her to come along again, she declines. Wants bigger catch. Asks me if I know where she can get a unicorn hunting license. No idea. You want salmon?"
		Posted 08-26-2018, 09:50 AM

		#80	mdom Jellosexual
I'LL HUNT THOSE UNICORN HUNTERS!!!
	Posted 08-26-2018, 10:01 AM

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