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littl3chocobo · Posted 10-31-2019, 08:38 PM

yes it does! 110% logical

mdom · Posted 10-31-2019, 08:50 PM

we can, however, gift pets

littl3chocobo · Posted 10-31-2019, 08:52 PM

well, pets are the gift that keeps on giving?

mdom · Posted 10-31-2019, 09:02 PM

Not all of them... I gotta keep at least one of each!!

littl3chocobo · Posted 10-31-2019, 09:03 PM

XD that is fair too as long as they get walk pets treats and plenty of clean water

mdom · Posted 10-31-2019, 09:22 PM

I'll definitely do that with my skeleton cats

Mekatra · Posted 10-31-2019, 09:49 PM

Throwback to things that were said on the first page but coal is a VERY flammable rock, just saying...

Anyway, cute skele-kitties!

Witchchylde · Posted 10-31-2019, 09:58 PM

Kitty kitty cats, kitty cats!
Pretty kitty cats, kitty cats!

mdom · Posted 10-31-2019, 10:26 PM

are you saying Santa is flammable...

littl3chocobo · Posted 11-01-2019, 02:38 AM

they aren't saying he isn't flammable...

Death by Mirrors · Posted 11-01-2019, 09:59 AM

On the topic of flammable Santa...

No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen.

There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn't (appear to) handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total - 378 million according to Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census)rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. One presumes there's at least one good child in each.

Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west(which seems logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house. Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false but for the purposes of our calculations we will accept), we are now talking about .78 miles per household, a total trip of 75-1/2 million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours, plus feeding etc.

This means that Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man- made vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second - a conventional reindeer can run, tops, 15 miles per hour.

The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized lego set (2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that "flying reindeer" (see point #1) could pull TEN TIMES the normal anoint, we cannot do the job with eight, or even nine. We need 214,200 reindeer. This increases the payload - not even counting the weight of the sleigh - to 353,430 tons. Again, for comparison - this is four times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth.

353,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance - this will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as spacecrafts re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per second. Each. In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and create deafening sonic booms in their wake.The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second. Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250-pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim)would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force.

In conclusion -- If Santa ever DID deliver presents on Christmas Eve, he's dead now.

mdom · Posted 11-01-2019, 11:36 AM

Santa is obviously a meta human

Stabbsworth · Posted 11-01-2019, 12:29 PM

bold of you to assume santa claus is even human at this point.

littl3chocobo · Posted 11-01-2019, 07:23 PM

oh man, the punchline was worth the read x'''D

Mekatra · Posted 11-04-2019, 06:15 PM

y husband and I came up with the theory that it actually takes him all year to deliver all the presents, he just happens to be able to hop around in time and may have multiple versions of himself. He just wakes up every morning, gets all the day's presents ready for a specific area, then pops back to Christmas morning (or forward, we couldn't agree if he goes forward or backward) and delivers the presents. This is how he can have time to chill and eat cookies and such.

mdom · Posted 11-04-2019, 07:03 PM

Giving a very different meaning to 'every day is christmas'

littl3chocobo isn't that funny			#97
	yes it does! 110% logical come chat with me! http://trisphee.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5267
		Posted 10-31-2019, 08:38 PM

littl3chocobo isn't that funny			#99
	well, pets are the gift that keeps on giving? come chat with me! http://trisphee.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5267
		Posted 10-31-2019, 08:52 PM

littl3chocobo isn't that funny			#101
	XD that is fair too as long as they get walk pets treats and plenty of clean water come chat with me! http://trisphee.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5267
		Posted 10-31-2019, 09:03 PM

Mekatra ADICTED			#103
	Throwback to things that were said on the first page but coal is a VERY flammable rock, just saying... Anyway, cute skele-kitties! Answer my riddle to earn a prize! You'll always feel it, but can never see it. It's strong but shatters easily. You can give it away but never hold it. What is it? Pm me the answer, no cheating please!
		Posted 10-31-2019, 09:49 PM

		#104	Witchchylde Rebooting....
Kitty kitty cats, kitty cats! Pretty kitty cats, kitty cats! http://magistream.com/user/Witchchylde/Chillenz
	Posted 10-31-2019, 09:58 PM

		#98	mdom Jellosexual
we can, however, gift pets
	Posted 10-31-2019, 08:50 PM

		#100	mdom Jellosexual
Not all of them... I gotta keep at least one of each!!
	Posted 10-31-2019, 09:02 PM

		#102	mdom Jellosexual
I'll definitely do that with my skeleton cats
	Posted 10-31-2019, 09:22 PM

mdom Jellosexual			#105
	are you saying Santa is flammable...
		Posted 10-31-2019, 10:26 PM

		#106	littl3chocobo isn't that funny
they aren't saying he isn't flammable... come chat with me! http://trisphee.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5267
	Posted 11-01-2019, 02:38 AM

Death by Mirrors Writer			#107
	On the topic of flammable Santa... No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen. There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn't (appear to) handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total - 378 million according to Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census)rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. One presumes there's at least one good child in each. Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west(which seems logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house. Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false but for the purposes of our calculations we will accept), we are now talking about .78 miles per household, a total trip of 75-1/2 million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours, plus feeding etc. This means that Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man- made vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second - a conventional reindeer can run, tops, 15 miles per hour. The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized lego set (2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that "flying reindeer" (see point #1) could pull TEN TIMES the normal anoint, we cannot do the job with eight, or even nine. We need 214,200 reindeer. This increases the payload - not even counting the weight of the sleigh - to 353,430 tons. Again, for comparison - this is four times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth. 353,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance - this will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as spacecrafts re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per second. Each. In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and create deafening sonic booms in their wake.The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second. Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250-pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim)would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force. In conclusion -- If Santa ever DID deliver presents on Christmas Eve, he's dead now.
		Posted 11-01-2019, 09:59 AM

		#108	mdom Jellosexual
Santa is obviously a meta human
	Posted 11-01-2019, 11:36 AM

Stabbsworth Pixelist			#109
	bold of you to assume santa claus is even human at this point. percival is busy being queer as hell. he was also here. somewhat busy working for trisphee. a reckoning will not be postponed indefinitely.
		Posted 11-01-2019, 12:29 PM

		#110	littl3chocobo isn't that funny
oh man, the punchline was worth the read x'''D come chat with me! http://trisphee.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5267
	Posted 11-01-2019, 07:23 PM

Mekatra ADICTED			#111
	y husband and I came up with the theory that it actually takes him all year to deliver all the presents, he just happens to be able to hop around in time and may have multiple versions of himself. He just wakes up every morning, gets all the day's presents ready for a specific area, then pops back to Christmas morning (or forward, we couldn't agree if he goes forward or backward) and delivers the presents. This is how he can have time to chill and eat cookies and such. Answer my riddle to earn a prize! You'll always feel it, but can never see it. It's strong but shatters easily. You can give it away but never hold it. What is it? Pm me the answer, no cheating please!
		Posted 11-04-2019, 06:15 PM

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		#112	mdom Jellosexual
Giving a very different meaning to 'every day is christmas'
	Posted 11-04-2019, 07:03 PM