[mdom]

You can have vegetarian sausages!

[bluebird]

curious, what's in those anyway?

[mdom]

soy innards, of course

[Biomecha]

Or vital wheat gluten/seitan innards is another popular choice for sausages.

[bluebird]

bean-bread sausage. what a combo.

[Mekatra]

A lot of companies use textured soy protein as the base for their fake meats.

I have made soy and black bean hash before that was pretty tasty.

[littl3chocobo]

man, you lot are no fun XD i was making dick jokes. real sausages are gross

[Mekatra]

We are staunchly against letting you be a pervert.

[Witchchylde]

Does that apply strictly to litt3chocobo? Or is perversion outlawed entirely now?

[bluebird]

that's actually neat. i'd love to try lab manufactured plant sosig to taste the difference.

chocobo too nuanced for us birdgins. we only know one type of sausage

[Death by Mirrors]

Originally Posted by Witchchylde

Does that apply strictly to litt3chocobo? Or is perversion outlawed entirely now?

Perversion requires the thread to carry a security badge in the shape of a letter. Since C has already been reserved for threads containing cat pics, and S for derailed snarkiness, I suggest M. Be quick to reserve it though, lest someone from the meme department gets to it first.

[littl3chocobo]

;____; you guys are so mean to me </3 i ws just trying to express my creative spirit and now i am banned from expressing that creativity in the only way that i know how!

i will just talk about bananas and not tell anyone which sort i mean ;#;

[Death by Mirrors]

That's funky. Bananas are trend setters.

[littl3chocobo]

oh, that is what you do with bananas?? i've had it all wrong

[Death by Mirrors]

Yeah, dress them up all rad and send them to Fashion Week. Step aside, Heidi Klum. THIS is the model we need.

[littl3chocobo]

wait, like the blonde model with the tv show? the one who has 0 sense of fashion? X''D