[Biomecha]

I can't help someone went camping in the desert and put the mask on the cactus to make it less scary at night.

[mdom]

Or they're dead!! The only thing left... the mask

[Biomecha]

The mask saw... everything. And it originally had a smile.

[mdom]

Oooh this story is becoming too serious D:

[Biomecha]

Everyone likes to write about scary masks or masks with power. What about the perspective of the mask about the scary humans?

[mdom]

masks have no feelings!!

or do they...

[Biomecha]

You'd have to ask them.

My brain is being weird, more so than usual. I have a crush on the cheese guy, yet have no idea why. And now he probably thinks I hate him because of how I clammed up when he was trying to help.

[mdom]

Because he has access to tons of cheese, obviously, making him very uhn, what's the world, eligible.
You just need to go again and ask for more cheese.

[Biomecha]

I would if I had access to the car. Especially since he went out of his way trying to offer to cut some, but all I could mutter was no thank you. But we won't go back for a while.

[mdom]

Tell your dad you're pregnant with the antichrist and the baby wants cheese

he can't deny that

[Biomecha]

I don't think he'd care enough. It could probably be bursting out of my belly and he wouldn't bat an eye.

[mdom]

He never asks for grandkids or anything? That's nice in one hand.

What about the dogs need cheese

[Biomecha]

He knows I'm a forever aloner. Too mentally unstable to ever be in a relationship. Doubt he has any interest in grandkids, not that would ever happen if I did get in a relationship.

His dog is already spoiled because I manage all of his needs. He just provides extra pets.

[mdom]

He's uhn more understanding than average.
My parents still think I'll change my mind about kids u.u

Tell him the dog isn't eating anything but cheese xDD

[Biomecha]

I don't think he had any interest in having a kid of his own to begin with, so that helps.

Just steal a baby and hand it off to them to raise, and tell them they have to since they wanted it so badly.

They sell dog food, too. It'll be more convincing.

[mdom]

My mom says she didn't think she'd have kids either and that my sister was an accident? That because my dad was 50+ she didn't think he could still have kids? And I just. Ok, tell me more to my face how we're unwanted

What kind of place sells cheese and dog food xD