[Funkduder]

Well that's simple. You have to entertain people, of course. I'm sure people will recognize your name so you have no need for a show name, but tell me, if you were to go into this field, what sort of entertainment would you provide?

[Lioshika]

I'm not sure. This is a mature establishment so I could be more of not exotic dancer, but a sort of Hostess like entertainer.

[Funkduder]

That sounds magnificent. I shall list your down as "Lio Chic, exotic dancer".
*takes out a clipboard and then prepares to write...looks up*
Unless, of course, you don't want to.

[Lioshika]

I can. I have never done for public before.
-Blushes as she looks around.-

[Funkduder]

Well don't be shy, now. I'm quite sure, just by looking at you, that you will do great here. Now then...
*goes behind the bar and pulls out a cooler of soft drinks*
let us drink to your employment, aye?
*grabs a cream soda*

[Lioshika]

-Nods slightly as she grabs a water.-
Does it require a strip? o_o Or is it more go-go dancer ish?

[Funkduder]

Well it's a mature place so you may strip if you wish to. However, I won't hold you to doing so and won't allow others to hold you to doing so. As I said, your job is as an entertainer so you get to decide how you entertain others.

[Lioshika]

Sounds good. -Grins as she sits down on a stool and plays with the bottle.-
It shall all depend on the mood I'm in.

[Funkduder]

That's great to hear *notes down Lio as an entertainer*
I'll also invite you into the staff room so that you get to better know your fellow employees and be able to contribute to the overall performance of the thread. We aim for the top, so the party never stops. Remember that.

[Lioshika]

As long as I don't have to say where the index cards are (Aisle 2) or the benefits of a rewards card (10% back in ink/toner, case/ream paper, copy print center).
Employee room?

[Funkduder]

I don't think office work is a main type of work in a place like this.

[Lioshika]

That's good. Pen refills aisle 4.
It's quite sad these days. Bathroom back left hand corner of the store. I really need to get out more. Five dollar minimum purchase before tax.

[gremlin]

Hey hey hey!~ :)

[Funkduder]

It's totally NOT fat Albert.
...
It's a me, Mario!

[Lioshika]

Mario. I miss those games. Receipt paper Aisle 3 right hand side, back half,

[gremlin]

What. You're insane.

D:<