[Shenandoah]

Granted, but the banana tastes green, the milk is curdled, and you are no longer able to drink anything but from this bottle.

I wish I had a dime every time someone made a perverted comment around me.

[Illusion]

Granted, but it only works if the comment had the word "Rubbish" in it.

I wish the entire word had a British Accent!

[T e c h n i c o l o r]

Granted, but then people began to only eat fish and chips!

I wish I could learn languages faster D8

[Ultima]

Granted, but you learn only dead languages that hardly anyone can understand =/

I wish there were more shoes on Trisphee T^T

[Ladyduet]

granted, but they are always the wrong color
Wish I had a working new 3DS

[T e c h n i c o l o r]

Granted, but it only works in Japanese

I wish I didn't look like such a noob xD

[SilverPhoenyx]

Where Am I?

Granted, but now you get
bogged down by everyone wanting you to answer
all of their questions.

I wish for $400,000

Where do you think?

[Funkduder]

granted, but you stole it from a charity and were reported for it.
I wish I could be with my girlfriend.

[SilverPhoenyx]

Where Am I?

Granted.. but she turns out to be a dude.

I wish it was a better day.

Where do you think?

[Funkduder]

granted, but tomorrow will be twice as worse.
I wish to be a chick.

[T e c h n i c o l o r]

Granted, you are now a chicken!

I wish my sunburn would stop peeling O_O

[Illusion]

Granted, but now your sunburn is now burning your skin to ashes! D=

I wish everyone in existence had to go poop right here right now.

[Richard]

Wish granted but you have to clean every single toilet.

I wish I was bigger!

[regine]

granted but a big as a dog only..


I wish I can get too much shinesss

[Elf healer]

Your wish is my command~ But it shines too brightly and blinds you

I wish I could save the world

[Kira Shino]

granted but you saved the wrong one

i wish i could remember the song i can't seem to remember from a 3rd grade play i did