[The Great Eagle Eye]

Granted, but you are forever locked in battle with a man who thinks wishes don't exist and you must fight with red and blue truth for all eternity.

I wish that a game genie was a genie that came out of a nintendo after you rubbed it like a lamp.

[NikkoGallarado]

Granted, but all his wishes suck and nothing comes true.

I wish that Chris could no longer speak.

[Axion]

Granted but then But then you couldn't speak in audible format anymore.

I wish that playstation 3s had a muffin button.

[The Great Eagle Eye]

Granted, but each muffin costs $599.00 us dollars.

I wish I had the ability to steal from the future.

[Axion]

Granted, but you can then only use it when plugged into a giant pyramid shaped geofront.

I wish the Gundam statue could move.

[MizuMahou]

Granted but it steps on your ride.

I wish I had a faster internet

[Vava Voom]

Granted, but you internet provider's raises their prices too high for you to be able to afford

I wish I were a ninja

[Star Seeker]

Granted, but you can never be seen again. O.o

I wish I had a pokemon in real life!!

[Gabe Puratekuta]

Granted, but then Animal Control kills it

I wish for some friends to get on so I can Rp with them

[Vox]

Granted, your friends get on and you create a wonderful role play, but then you realized you stayed up until 6am and you have a major presentation at 8am....gah.... X__X

I wish for everything to turn out all right.

[Vava Voom]

Granted but that only lasts for 2 seconds

I wish it snowed already!

[Ric]

Granted, but the snow falls at the North Poll instead of where you are.

I wish for a cool old-fashioned gumball machine.

[Kira Shino]

granted but it's been spray painted all over and dosn't work.

i wish i could go into any anime i choose =D

[Fizzyology]

Granted, but you get automatically killed when you pick one.

I wish I knew what Eagle Eye did to his avi o_o

[Letiel]

Granted but the secrets are too overwhelming!!

I wish I could get all As on my finals

[Vox]

Granted, but you had to change your whole personality to get that disciplined and focused, and now your friends don't like you.

I wish my neighborhood was safe to walk in.