[uncledaddy]

Antimony paused as xe tried to imagine Kurt and Bert doing something together. "That musta looked weird..."

[Red Lion]

"It felt sort of weird, like I was looking at a fun house mirror showing myself years from now," said Bert as he dragged his net along the silty bottom, pulling it up to reveal a crab and various shellfish.

[uncledaddy]

"It'd be neat to see my future self," mused Antimony, holding out a bucket for whatever had been caught.

[Red Lion]

Bert fished through the net and put in only the large, healthy looking muscles, clams, oysters and crabs, "You'd be Randy VII, Only blacker," Bert teased giving xet a kiss.

[uncledaddy]

Antimony giggled. "An' with better fashion sense," xe added.

[Red Lion]

"Ain't it the truth," said Bert as he held up a particularly gnarled looking lobster, "Ew, look at 'im!"

[uncledaddy]

"I seen some shit, man," said Antimony in a gravelly voice intended to be that of the lobster.

[Red Lion]

Bert gave a laugh, "You think we should eat 'im or throw 'im back?"

[uncledaddy]

Antimony squinted at the lobster. "Throw 'im back. He made it this far..."

[Red Lion]

Bert tossed the lobster back into the sea, "There 'e goes!" he put an arm around Antimony, "Think we got enough food or will we need another bucket full?"

[uncledaddy]

Antimony snorted. "We gonna need another bucket."

[Red Lion]

"Of course, the way you and the rest of the family eats we might need six buckets," said Bert.

[uncledaddy]

"Then we best get fishin'," laughed Antimony, skipping ahead of him.

[Red Lion]

On their way to their beach towels to get another bucket Bert accidentally knocked over a sand castle, "Hey! Watch it foo! I fight you!" said Burt.

[uncledaddy]

Antimony wrinkled xet nose at him. "He ain't do it on purpose, ribbetang!"

[Red Lion]

"Ribbit? Is you a frog?" Burt prodded Antimony.