[bluebird]

"There are two people here arguing over coding... They're not paying attention, so you snag 9 tea lights."

This scenario instantly came to mind:
"I coded this website"
"For the nth time, HTML is NOT code, it is a markup language!" |D

[KittyBeary]

You've startled a Witch! But they're a Good Witch, and give you 6 tea lights after you apologize!

[Coda]

Originally Posted by bluebird

"There are two people here arguing over coding... They're not paying attention, so you snag 9 tea lights."

This scenario instantly came to mind:
"I coded this website"
"For the nth time, HTML is NOT code, it is a markup language!" |D

HTML is totally code. Just because it's not Turing-complete doesn't mean it's not a (declarative) programming language.

[Death by Mirrors]

"Oh! 2 tea lights. These will go perfectly with your severed head... I mean, what?
Thanks for posting!
Have a Gold Tarnished Filter!"

Severed head + tarnished filter = 100% instagram worthy

[Coda]

"You've found Den's yarn stash! Wait why are 6 tealights in here?!"

Den, what are you doing?

[Den]

Originally Posted by Coda

"You've found Den's yarn stash! Wait why are 6 tealights in here?!"

Den, what are you doing?

Trying to make all the things!!!

[KittyBeary]

You found 4 tea lights, batteries not included.

[Major]

8 homemade electric tea lights.

QUIT RUINING MY OLD SCHOOL WAX TEA LIGHTS

You just ran into a fox carrying tealights. He gave you 4.

Swiper swiped some tea lights for me.

[Major]

I had to post this one.

Spooky scary skeletons, throwing tea lights on your grave. 8 of them!

My army has arrived.

EDIT:

6 homemade crayon tea lights.

Oh, NOOOOOW we're using actual wax. Pick a side, troglodytes!

[KittyBeary]

"It is no small wonder that the wild tea light has survived in nature for the millions of years it has existed. Here, we see a group of 9 passing the night by flickering, always on guard against predators and yet helpless should one come upon them."

Well that was quite the story.

[Major]

6 tea lights. Now in snail flavor!

Nouveau! Au escargot!

[KittyBeary]

"You've found Den's yarn stash! Wait why are 9 tealights in here?!"

Ayyy! 8D

[Witchchylde]

"You tap the crystal with a hammer in just the right place, and it shatters to let you reach 4 tea lights."

[Major]

6 tea lights. Now in vanilla flavor!

Why on earth are you trying to get me to eat wax???

A groan, a CRASH! A tree comes tumbling down, broken by the weight of wandering tea lights! Before they scamper off, you manage to grab 2 of them.

W-why are the tea ...? Or is the TREES scampering?!?

[Mekatra]

I've gotten the Time to summon a Demon one three times in a row now. Is Trisphee trying to tell me something?

[Major]

@Mekatra: GOOBLE GOBBLE GOOBLE GOBBLE, ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

Oh! 7 tea lights. These will go perfectly with your severed head... I mean, what?

What?

(conspicuously tries to hise severed head collection)

>_>;; <_<;;

You get 2 tea lights yeeted at you.

DO.

NOT.

YEET.

AT MAJOR.

*slices up the unfunny Vine memes with a khopesh*
YEET THIS, MOTHERHECKERS