[Tam I am]

o_O Newfoundland Screech is rum.

[Espy]

Why would you give rum to someone who clearly hasn't yet had a 1:1 ratio of drink to water?

[Lawtan]

Actually, Espy, have any good non-Alcoholic drink recipes? Like those that could be used in a bar?

[SparX]

Originally Posted by Espy

What even is in that?

Well here is the adios moth%&$*er

1/2 oz vodka
1/2 oz rum
1/2 oz tequila
1/2 oz gin
1/2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
2 oz sweet and sour mix
2 oz 7-Up® soda

Pour all ingredients except the 7-Up into a chilled glass filled with ice cubes. Top with 7-Up and stir gently.

and a trashcan

2 oz vodka
2 oz white rum
2 oz gin
2 oz triple sec
2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
1 can Red Bull® energy drink
ice

Take cup and loosely fill halfway with ice. Add shot vodka, white rum, gin, triple sec, and blue curacao. Open can of Red Bull and pour half of it into the cup, and then dunk the can below the water level, so half of the Red Bull is still in the upside-down can.

Chug drink through a straw as fast as possible. When you reach the bottom, lift the can of Red Bull out of the cup to refill the trash can, and resume chugging.

Wait 3-5 minutes for results.

Though in reality I would not drink either of those.
When I drink I usually just mix pineapple juice and malibu rum XD
Simple and not hard on the tummy, yet still sweet.

[Illusion]

*Comes out of blankets with pitch black eyes*

X.X.....

[Death by Mirrors]

Just noticed I never ordered a drink. May I have an Earthquake, please?

[Boris]

Espy, I would like to address thee as Espyionage. Is that okay with you?

[Illusion]

Last night never happened.. All I remember was dancing with Charles Darwin and Chinchillas. LOTS AND LOTS OF CHINCHILLAS.

[Death by Mirrors]

That's okay, the turtle subbed for you anyway.

[Illusion]

... Okay.. Good....

[Lawtan]

Yes...of course it did...
*Hides recorded tapes marked "turtle"*

[blackfoxette]

Slides in , and asks for some lemonade.

[Tam I am]

*makes garbage can without any alcohol*

...Anybody brave enough to try this?

[Death by Mirrors]

Isn't that merely Red Bull then?
*has sudden mental image of Sheldon ordering a virgin Cuba Libre*

[Espy]

@Lawtan -- Hm, I could go dig some up from Google. Though, I might not be the most unbiased...

@SparX -- ...Okay, the Adios Motherfucker actually looks decent. The Trashcan, uh, not so much.

@Mirrors -- Depends on which one you're referring to.

@Boris -- Hmmmmmm, sure.

@foxette -- How much ice do you want?

@Tam -- I'm not brave enough to try Red Bull, period. If you made something with Monster Rehab, though, that'd be a different story.

[Lawtan]

@Espy - If you could give me tips or keywords to start looking, that could help. :)

@Tam - I've drank a cup of distilled water oversaturated with salt, Bring on the viscous solution of inevitable regret!