[Fraynos]

I jumped. I changed my mind after.

[Lawtan]

I tried to run, but he had a gun.

[Pessimisticat]

The man with no face was right behind me.

[Potironette]

While eating, I was told the food was poisoned.

[Lawtan]

My mind made minty mice into maggoty meat.

[SparX]

Originally Posted by Lawtan

My mind made minty mice into maggoty meat.

I really just want you to know the visual that came with this was not what I needed to see while eating my lasagna.


To cure my sister's insomnia, I helped her sleep forever.

[Potironette]

She said: "Don't worry, you won't feel a thing afterwards..."

[Lawtan]

Originally Posted by SparX

I really just want you to know the visual that came with this was not what I needed to see while eating my lasagna.

Sorry. I was just going for the alliteration.

Green goo worms glow from within the grate.

[Potironette]

Somehow, after hearing about minty mice and then hearing about goo worms, the first thing I thought was:
Gassy gummy worms growl from the ground

[Lawtan]

>.> - it's like that nursery rhyme - "Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts"

Let's thank our dinner guest for his feet meat.

[Bassy]

It only hurts for only 10 seconds to 24 hours.

[Potironette]

I don't know that nursery rhyme, but that sure is some nursery rhyme o_o

Wait. It's a bad idea to look outside right now.

[SparX]

"Death extends his hand. 'We have a deal?'"

[Lawtan]

It reached out from under me. "Mom?" I asked. Nothing.

[Bassy]

My oreo fell in my milk.

[Potironette]

My name is- and I don't remember