[Behemoth]

You find it, but no one else is interested in it and it never kicks off.


I wish I had perfect vision.

[Blue]

“I wish I had perfect vision.”
Granted, but your eyes are so freakishly huge you love life is forever destroyed.
I wish I was less tired.

Signing out,Unfix

[Toriki]

Granted, but it's only temporary. And you are more tire than ever later on.

I wish I can play Piano like a prof instantly.

[Blue]

Lolz, alirght I'm a tire XD

“I wish I can play Piano like a prof instantly.”
Granted, but you sold your soul to the devil to do so, enjoy eternal damnation.
I wish my friend would get online already >:C

Signing out,Unfix

[Ashurato]

Granted, but then you get kicked off immediately after.

I wish I wasn't so full.

[Gladde]

Granted, now you can never feel full again.

I wish I didn't have so much reading to do.

[Ashurato]

Granted, but now the library haunts your dreams.

I wish my pants would fix themselves.

[Gladde]

Granted, but now they go crazy and start fixing everything else.

I wish I could find a decent job.

[Ashurato]

Granted, but it pays in peanuts.

I wish freeways around here weren't so filled with traffic.

[Gladde]

Granted, they are now filled with rain water instead.

I wish it was easier to get into grad school.

[Ashurato]

Granted, but it will be impossible to get out.

I wish the banging next door would stop.

[Gladde]

Granted, instead you hear opera singing.

I wish I didn't always break my figurines.

[Ashurato]

I like opera.

Granted, but they break you instead.

I wish I had time for a nap.

[Gladde]

Lol, darn I didn't probably corrupt a wish...I am a terrible genie XD

Granted, but you sleep for twenty years.

I wish I had the money to go on a trip.

[Ashurato]

Granted, but you have no access to it.

I wish I was finished knitting my scarf.

[Gladde]

Granted, but you do it quickly and it gets knotted.

I wish I could buy more music.