[Arikana]

@Ashy: You make Coda sound like he's one of those ship in a bottle things. XD

@Kami: Pffftt. I'm way more adorable than you'll ever be, Kami. #TrueFact

[Kamikaze Chinchilla]

I feel like killing Ari's ugly xD. I'd kill it with a wombat xD

[Coda]

Sacrifices, hmm?

No, no, I don't require human (or otherwise sentient) sacrifices... I will accept offerings of books, however. (As long as the books don't involve vampires. I already have a copy of Dracula. That's all I need.)

Edit: On the other hand, I could use a few good slaves. *taps fingers together*

[Arikana]

Hm, what sort of fiction and non-fiction books does Coda like?

[Ashy]

coda is a fairy, he'll heal my hearts when i die

[Kamikaze Chinchilla]

Originally Posted by Ashy

coda is a fairy, he'll heal eat my hearts when i die

^This.

It's going to be hard to find slaves, so we offer you books, and Ashy's heart owo

[Alpha]

Nope, it won't be. *puts a slave collar on Kami* Well, that makes one.

[Coda]

I said GOOD slaves! *harrumph* That one is wholly unsuitable.

[Alpha]

Well, Kami can pixel.....she might be better as a Fen-Fen space though. Any suggestions for your slaves then Coda?

[Coda]

Hmm... Someone who could cook and clean house so I could have more time to do things that require actual skill. *nods*

[Alpha]

Except for the fact that you just stated that being a housewife is a skill less job, Tiva would have been a good fit. Though for you to have her you would have to fight me to the death, besides aren't you already married?

[Kamikaze Chinchilla]

Originally Posted by Coda

I said GOOD slaves! *harrumph* That one is wholly unsuitable.

Damn right! I would hack your computer, use your kitchen knives like throwing darts, and leave mysterious fluids on your floor ♥

@Alpha: o^o *tries to take off the collar*

[Demonskid]

Originally Posted by Coda

Hmm... Someone who could cook and clean house so I could have more time to do things that require actual skill. *nods*

That counts me out x'D My place is a mess and my way of cooking is popping shiz in the microwave and nuke it! xD

[Coda]

Originally Posted by Alpha

Except for the fact that you just stated that being a housewife is a skill less job, Tiva would have been a good fit. Though for you to have her you would have to fight me to the death, besides aren't you already married?

Menial housework is considered unskilled labor, as you can perform it without training or education.

Of course, being a chef is different than cooking macaroni and cheese, and being a professional organizer is different than keeping the floors vacuumed.

Edit: And yes, I'm already married, but my wife isn't my slave. If I had a slave, it would help her as much as it would help me.

[Alpha]

Hm, true enough Coda. But still, despite being unskilled labor, it is an important "job" nonetheless.

Kami: Fine....*undoes magic on collar to release it*

[Monmon]

*peeks into thread8 oao hi