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Default   #4929  
IT JUMPS AND BITES?

I'm gonna go hide under a rock now.
Old Posted 04-06-2013, 02:16 AM Reply With Quote  
Default   #4930   Red Lion Red Lion is offline
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Yes! It runs after you and it can jump!

...but just look at it! IT'S KURT.
Old Posted 04-06-2013, 02:21 AM Reply With Quote  
uncledaddy uncledaddy is offline
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Default   #4931  
EW EW EW SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER

a really big, long hammer
Old Posted 04-06-2013, 02:23 AM Reply With Quote  
Default   #4932   Red Lion Red Lion is offline
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Get a blow torch and burn that jungle!
Old Posted 04-06-2013, 02:24 AM Reply With Quote  
uncledaddy uncledaddy is offline
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Default   #4933  
Yes, just get rid of ALL of them. We don't need that shit spreading through our bananas and such.
Old Posted 04-06-2013, 02:26 AM Reply With Quote  
Default   #4934   Red Lion Red Lion is offline
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No no no.

good lord an entire supermarket in Germany was shut down and evacuated for two days and a swat team of professionals was called in just because there was ONE wandering spider sighted in the store.
Old Posted 04-06-2013, 02:27 AM Reply With Quote  
uncledaddy uncledaddy is offline
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Default   #4935  
And that is exactly the kind of precautions they should take, for that thing is horrible and horrible and horrible.
Old Posted 04-06-2013, 02:33 AM Reply With Quote  
Default   #4936   Red Lion Red Lion is offline
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Indeed, while there's one or two spiders that are technically more poisonous they aren't anywhere near as aggressive...

AND THEY DON'T FUCKING JUMP!
Old Posted 04-06-2013, 02:37 AM Reply With Quote  
uncledaddy uncledaddy is offline
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Default   #4937  
Spiders just need to stop being so cray-cray.
Old Posted 04-06-2013, 02:38 AM Reply With Quote  
Default   #4938   Red Lion Red Lion is offline
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But if they weren't so awful Kurt wouldn't be a scary vampire.
Old Posted 04-06-2013, 02:39 AM Reply With Quote  
uncledaddy uncledaddy is offline
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Default   #4939  
...don't ask me to thank the spiders for being horrible and inspiring equally horrible Kurts.
Old Posted 04-06-2013, 02:43 AM Reply With Quote  
Default   #4940   Red Lion Red Lion is offline
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Randy VIII doesn't think Kurt is horrible....even so Kurt has jumped up and bitten him multiple times.
Old Posted 04-06-2013, 02:48 AM Reply With Quote  
uncledaddy uncledaddy is offline
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Default   #4941  
And as we can see, Randy VIII is fucking nuts. .____.
Old Posted 04-06-2013, 02:50 AM Reply With Quote  
Default   #4942   Red Lion Red Lion is offline
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And it is 3 a.m I am going to bed.
Old Posted 04-06-2013, 02:51 AM Reply With Quote  
uncledaddy uncledaddy is offline
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Default   #4943  
alright, goodnight Willis.
Old Posted 04-06-2013, 02:53 AM Reply With Quote  
Default   #4944   Red Lion Red Lion is offline
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Hello willis, I've returned.
Old Posted 04-06-2013, 01:45 PM Reply With Quote  
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