[Red Calypso]

So people chain you up a lot? *giggles*

[Ducky]

-waddles in and curls up in a corner- o3o

[Fauxreal]

Actually... I chain up people. But that's in real life.

*breaks up some bread to throw in Ducky's pond*

[Ducky]

-waddles out of the thread towards his pond- can't let it get soggy! -waddles faster-

[Fauxreal]

Oh I'm sorry Ducky. Let me make you a sammich?

[Ducky]

If you promise not to throw it in any water? D:

[Red Calypso]

*chuckles* Fauxreal, you must be the life of the party!

Here, Ducky, have some corn chips and soda to go with the sammich.

[Ducky]

what are these corn chips you speak off? My american knowledge appears to be failing me.

[Fauxreal]

*makes mental note to send Ducky some actual corn chip*

What kinda sammich should I make Ducky? And no. I promise not to throw it in the water.

[Red Calypso]

Mmm, corn chips are salty goodness! Fritos is my favorite brand. http://www.fritolay.com/our-snacks/fritos.html

[Ducky]

Can't go wrong with a chicken and bacon sammich. some sort of salad thrown in as well. I have a very strange taste, for a duck.

So they're just like regular chips made out of corn? with America having crazy amounts of corn and stuff.
We don't really have any corn based snacks over here.

[Fauxreal]

That's because Americans grow copious amounts of it.

Ducky where are you from?

*starts to fry up the bacon*

[Red Calypso]

Yeah, corn is a staple over here. Sadly, a lot of it goes to feeding cattle, which is NOT good for them, us, or the environment. Cattle need to go back to natural grazing.

[Ducky]

Scotland, UK. The smaller lamer version of the US.

[Red Calypso]

Cattle are corn fed over there too?

[Ducky]

I don't think so. Pretty sure we have enough natural greenery for them to munch on.