[Red Lion]

But apparently that "Passion" is what was missing from Rick Moranis's performance.

[uncledaddy]

Bull. Shit. Utter bullshit. .___. Speaking of which, where is the damn plant's passion in all this? It's like he's trying, but it's all kinda the same tone.

[Red Lion]

Yeah, that plant is kind of anemic if you ask me.

[uncledaddy]

Yegh, none of it sounds right.

Wiiillliiiisss, I thought we established that all the other offspring were general-class except for Four (and One, but he has a different mother so he doesn't count).

[Red Lion]

Oh, I forgot about that, I keep thinking it's they're all warrior class except nine and four.

[uncledaddy]

...You're weird.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZG_qXWK_cXs

[Red Lion]

Dat cow is history.

But anyway, I can't figure out why for the life of me people think the original LSOH is better. Seymore might be a better singer but he's more interested in making his singing sound pretty than he is in being a character.

[uncledaddy]

I kinda like the music. Makes it look like they're dancing for a minute, there.

And yes. Yes, it does. I do not like that version at all. The movie... srsly cannot be improved upon.

[Red Lion]

But you know that tiger is ripping that cow up...

no, and I think I met one person who actually liked the 60's movie best.

[uncledaddy]

Yes... Poor cow. But damn tigers are badass; that thing is bigger than he is.

..........whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat???

[Red Lion]

yup, tigers are the best big cats ever.


And yes, they liked it because that was the one that had Jack Nicholson in it.

Willis, my friend's brother came into the MSN chat thing I was on and I don't know if he's a troll or an idiot but it's getting to a point where either they'll make him leave or I'm logging off.

...he claims white people don't have deep voices like black people do and that's why black people are better vocalists.

I really, really want him to be a troll....but this isn't the first time I've had communication with him...

[uncledaddy]

Oh, for god's sake. ...To all of that except the thing about tigers, because that is something with which I can agree.

[Red Lion]

I can't even dignify that with a response....I just can't.

My friends are all clamoring to show him every white vocalist below bariton range they can find though.

[uncledaddy]

I would not even give it the time of day.

[Red Lion]

......Someone gave him Tom Jones.

I would say that is a waste of Tom Jones.

[uncledaddy]

Precisely. Do not waste perfectly good Tom Jones on such niggerfaggotry!