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I need to go to bed. =__=
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Old Posted 02-19-2011, 02:45 AM Reply With Quote  
Default   #36178   Lunaryon Lunaryon is offline
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NOOOOOOOOO! Curse you Eagle! Do not sleep, for fear of my Unholy Wrath! I will not have my Judgement denied me! Pain and suffering will be your bread and your butter. Dust shall be your water, and locust shall swarm upon your home. Frogs will spill from every container, and your mother will gain blisters upon her feet! Your bed shall be infested with rats, and your bath with bats and leeches! Your next born child shall be born with no legs, and your second child shall be born still! Bats will nest in the Bellfry of your place of worship, and ants shall devour all your food. Hypodermic needles shall be deposited into your trash, and the FBI will arrest for being the leader of a drug and slavery ring! Your father will lose his fingers, and bears will bunk along side you. All of your clothing shal be replaced with speedos, all occupied by rapid Wolverines! And I mean the animal, not the marvel character. It shall rain glass from clouds of cyanide over your head daily, and trees will gnaw upon your shoes! Zombies will eat your neighbors, and then steal your job! You will be driven into the wilderness by a lynch mob carrying Hand grenades and Tazers, and then the wilderness will chase you into the city with a lynch mob wielding machetes and chainsaws! Fear me Eagle, for crossing me will cause only pain and suffering! But cross me thrice you have now.
I amGREED, Fall before me!
Old Posted 02-19-2011, 02:49 AM Reply With Quote  
Hikori Hikori is offline
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Night darky~

Elegia de beatus: dolore de realitatem...
Old Posted 02-19-2011, 02:50 AM Reply With Quote  
Default   #36180   Lunaryon Lunaryon is offline
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*Gasp* Long rant.
I amGREED, Fall before me!
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NOOOOOOOOO! Curse you Eagle! Do not sleep, for fear of my Unholy Wrath! I will not have my Judgement denied me! Pain and suffering will be your bread and your butter. Dust shall be your water, and locust shall swarm upon your home. Frogs will spill from every container, and your mother will gain blisters upon her feet! Your bed shall be infested with rats, and your bath with bats and leeches! Your next born child shall be born with no legs, and your second child shall be born still! Bats will nest in the Bellfry of your place of worship, and ants shall devour all your food. Hypodermic needles shall be deposited into your trash, and the FBI will arrest for being the leader of a drug and slavery ring! Your father will lose his fingers, and bears will bunk along side you. All of your clothing shal be replaced with speedos, all occupied by rapid Wolverines! And I mean the animal, not the marvel character. It shall rain glass from clouds of cyanide over your head daily, and trees will gnaw upon your shoes! Zombies will eat your neighbors, and then steal your job! You will be driven into the wilderness by a lynch mob carrying Hand grenades and Tazers, and then the wilderness will chase you into the city with a lynch mob wielding machetes and chainsaws! Fear me Eagle, for crossing me will cause only pain and suffering! But cross me thrice you have now.
Erm .o. that was awesome but back at the wolverines bit- the script called for you to say RABID wolverines, not rapid... we're gunna have to shot it again...

Elegia de beatus: dolore de realitatem...
Old Posted 02-19-2011, 02:52 AM Reply With Quote  
Default   #36182   Lunaryon Lunaryon is offline
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Okay... Give me a moment. We rolling yet?
I amGREED, Fall before me!
Old Posted 02-19-2011, 02:53 AM Reply With Quote  
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Okay... Give me a moment. We rolling yet?
hmm... allow me to set up a tripod over there- that way we can have a shot to cut to and vary things up a bit in your big climax- ::sets it up and uses a hand held camera along the other side of her:: and cue the spooky music- and we're rolling again~

Elegia de beatus: dolore de realitatem...
Old Posted 02-19-2011, 02:55 AM Reply With Quote  
Default   #36184   Lunaryon Lunaryon is offline
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NOOOOOOOOO! Curse you Eagle! Do not sleep, for fear of my Unholy Wrath! I will not have my Judgement denied me! Pain and suffering will be your bread and your butter. Dust shall be your water, and locust shall swarm upon your home. Frogs will spill from every container, and your mother will gain blisters upon her feet! Your bed shall be infested with rats, and your bath with bats and leeches! Your next born child shall be born with no legs, and your second child shall be born still! Bats will nest in the Bellfry of your place of worship, and ants shall devour all your food. Hypodermic needles shall be deposited into your trash, and the FBI will arrest for being the leader of a drug and slavery ring! Your father will lose his fingers, and bears will bunk along side you. All of your clothing shall be replaced with speedos, all occupied by rabid Wolverines! And I mean the animal, not the marvel character. It shall rain glass from clouds of cyanide over your head daily, and trees will gnaw upon your shoes! Zombies will eat your neighbors, and then steal your job! You will be driven into the wilderness by a lynch mob carrying Hand grenades and Tazers, and then the wilderness will chase you into the city with a lynch mob of cute fluffy bunnies and snakes wielding machetes and chainsaws! Fear me Eagle, for crossing me will cause only pain and suffering! And yet, I have warned you twice, but still you have crossed me a third time. Cross me once more, and even the power of a volcano shall be naught before my RAGE!
I amGREED, Fall before me!
Old Posted 02-19-2011, 02:58 AM Reply With Quote  
The Great Eagle Eye The Great Eagle Eye is offline
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[/Stands behind Luna while film is rolling, holding up speech bubble sign that says "I Love Eagle."]
Old Posted 02-19-2011, 03:01 AM Reply With Quote  
Default   #36186   Hikori Hikori is offline
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hmm... you know what- lets just do the murder scene now and then we can do the monologue- how does that sound?...

Elegia de beatus: dolore de realitatem...
Old Posted 02-19-2011, 03:02 AM Reply With Quote  
Lunaryon Lunaryon is offline
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*Quickly turns, sliding two knifes out of sleeves and stabbing Eagle in the spleen and liver* Now you shall suffer! Those wounds will kill you, after a half hour of excruciating pain!
I amGREED, Fall before me!
Old Posted 02-19-2011, 03:03 AM Reply With Quote  
Default   #36188   The Great Eagle Eye The Great Eagle Eye is offline
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HA! Jokes on you~

I sold my liver in Mexico for cocaine money.

And nobody NEEDS a spleen.

[/Bloody Hug.]
Old Posted 02-19-2011, 03:04 AM Reply With Quote  
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::quickly swings around to catch the withering pain on his face::

Elegia de beatus: dolore de realitatem...
Old Posted 02-19-2011, 03:04 AM Reply With Quote  
Default   #36190   Lunaryon Lunaryon is offline
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Come on! DIE! *Begins stabbing Eagle like Ceaser was stabbed. Throws a knife to Kori* Help me rid the world of this... *Stab* This... *Stab* Erugh! *Stabs three times in various vital organs*
I amGREED, Fall before me!
Old Posted 02-19-2011, 03:07 AM Reply With Quote  
The Great Eagle Eye The Great Eagle Eye is offline
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[/Keeps hugging.]

You're covered in my blood~

Kinky~ <3
Old Posted 02-19-2011, 03:07 AM Reply With Quote  
Default   #36192   Hikori Hikori is offline
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Come on! DIE! *Begins stabbing Eagle like Ceaser was stabbed. Throws a knife to Kori* Help me rid the world of this... *Stab* This... *Stab* Erugh! *Stabs three times in various vital organs*
::blinks and sets the knife down slowly:: we need a leather bag- and alot of heavy- blunt objects

Elegia de beatus: dolore de realitatem...
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