[Kilala Mikal]

Angrily pulls me down into the depths of hell. OnO

[Gallagher]

Dropped some papers, and when I went to help pick them up, headbutted me and I got stabbed through the brain by an overly gelled hair spike.

[Minion]

With something sneaky and evil from that bag on their hip because the super sized scalpel is TOO obvious.

[Espy]

Draw out the venom of snakes and shoot it at me in a magic bullet.

[Vincent]

Some super-swift stab I'd never see coming? xD

[Jurinjo]

Little nanite machines will eat me up and process me into materials Vincent could use to enhance himself.

[Lawtan]

Jurinjo sicks the fan-girls on me to tear me apart.

[Espy]

Summon an ethereal sword that slays my soul, leaving just a hollow husk.

[Jurinjo]

fan-girls are a terrifying force indeed O____O

Espy would stare at me until my soul withered.

[Vincent]

Jurinjo would probably start up a tornado to tear me to shreds. xD

[Lawtan]

Vincent would exorcise me back to hell...

[Kilala Mikal]

Law would drag me with along when Vincent exorcises him. *digs fingers into the floor* NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOO!!!!!!!!!!

[Espy]

Sweep up dust and send me into an asthmatic fit >.>

[Jurinjo]

He would charge at me drunk and naked like the berserkers did the Romans. I wouldn't have a clue what how to hell I'm supposed to fight a naked man with all his stuff hanging out and in my hesitation he kills me.

[Espy]

I was very confused by your first sentence for a bit, haha. Though...I'd be less worried about the hanging stuff than the sword.

Ju would...uh...take out some hairpins and stick them in my gut >.>

[Vincent]

He would behead me and present his spoils to the beast god. XD