[Den]

Found 6 tea lights under a dog. Woof.

You get 9 tea lights yeeted at you.

[Kitalpha Hart]

Lavender flavor
Why they're flavored and not scented tho...

[number] tea lights, but they're not lit. Cold.

Don't forget your daily dose of [number] tea lights.

[bluebird]

Spooky scary skeletons, throwing tea lights on your grave. 8 of them!

praise calcium

[KittyBeary]

Ouch, you stepped on 7 tea lights! Who left these here!?

Is it worse than stepping on a lego? D:

[Kitalpha Hart]

Well, if they're lit and have been burning, you now have hot wax on the bottom of your foot that ya gotta remove
So, maybe?

[KittyBeary]

Yeah hot wax + fire is likely worse XD

"There are 4 tea lights just sitting here next to you. Guess they're yours now."

[bluebird]

"You've found Den's yarn stash! Wait why are 4 tealights in here?!"

unaddressed tealight obsession

[Espy]

You just ran into a fox carrying tealights. He gave you 2.

Huh. Thanks, I guess.

[Death by Mirrors]

Originally Posted by Kitalpha Hart

Lavender flavor
Why they're flavored and not scented tho...

It is not recommended to eat tea lights for dinner. Even 9 of them.

[Stabbsworth]

You just ran into a fox carrying tealights. He gave you 2.

boy howdy.

[Death by Mirrors]

Yeah, the foxes work in underground factories to produce them. We wanted to only use local organic tea lights.

[trystan830]

"It is no small wonder that the wild tea light has survived in nature for the millions of years it has existed. Here, we see a group of 6 passing the night by flickering, always on guard against predators and yet helpless should one come upon them."

LOL!

and edited to add this one i got from posting:

"But if you didn't buy them, and I didn't buy them, where did these 4 tea lights come from!?"

[Merskelly Metalien]

She ████ your ████ with 6 ██ tea lights, and ███ ████ ████. Oh my!

o-o?
She broke your foot with 6 sad tea lights and has dark books. Oh my! XD

[Stabbsworth]

You snatch 3 tea lights up before the crystals bury the rest forever.

<:)

[Witchchylde]

''10 tea lights, oh, that's hot.''

eta:"You've startled a Witch! But they're a Good Witch, and give you 6 tea lights after you apologize!"

[Stabbsworth]

Found 10 tea lights in the mail?

ee. how do people know my address.

If you feel a tugging on your sheets tonight, it's either the cat or the monster under your bed bringing you 8 tea lights.

my bed does not have any space under it.