[bluebird]

@witch: great minds think alike ;)

17. gather round everyone and let me tell you the creation of The Crayon Express. Lay your crayons in a straight line, but with some space in between. Get a cardboard box. Lay that box on the crayons. Use your hands to push forward while yelling "Choo choo" aggressively.

[Death by Mirrors]

Originally Posted by Kaderin Triste

13. Tired of boring brown poops? Add some color to your shitty life by adding some crayon flakes in every meal!
8D

*dies*

Best. Suggestion. Ever.

[bluebird]

18. crayon hair rollers.

[Death by Mirrors]

19. Build a small lathe and turn crayons into miniature chess pieces with it.

[bluebird]

20. uhhhhhhhh paperweights i guess

[Death by Mirrors]

21. Draw lewd things onto sleeping coworkers' faces. Eh, cute. I mean cute things.

[bluebird]

22. use a crayon as a leg brace for an injured squirrel.

[Death by Mirrors]

23. Glue a few together to make colorful coasters.

[Witchchylde]

24. Ear wax extrusion... or refurbishment, depending how warm your ear canal is at any given moment.

[Quiet Man Cometh]

25. Stack them like logs on top of a slanted book with little string ties. Be a little bandit and cut the string to roll them and onto the Crayon Express! Make little "oh no!" noises.

[Derpy McBlueEyes]

26. "Build me a house!"

Derpy carefully starts stacking crayons...

[mdom]

27.Recycle them!

[Quiet Man Cometh]

28. Splatter paint the inside of your microwave!

[bluebird]

29. use it to stab... a sandwich instead of a toothpick

[Quiet Man Cometh]

30. Shred the paper part way down to make little crayon flowers for drinks garnish.

[bluebird]

31. seal an envelope with crayon wax