[Kaderin Triste]

Granted! Unfortunately, your hair has the natural curl of a poodle.

I wish fireworks didn't scare my cats so much. :c

[TwinkleQueen]

Granted! But now everything else scares your cat instead.
I wish I had all the money in the world!

[SparX]

Granted but all of a sudden money is useless and the world exists on trade!

I wish I had more time to myself this weekend

[TwinkleQueen]

Granted! But then you automatically forget what you wanted to do with it.
I wish I could write the most successful novel in the world!

[SparX]

Granted but no one is reading anymore D:

I wish I had less office work to do

[mdom]

Granted. But your chores are now multiplied by ten.

I wish I had more energy.

[TwinkleQueen]

Granted! But now you can't fall asleep...
I wish I was a fairy princess!

[Boris]

Granted, but you are no longer real.
I wish I could fly.

[TwinkleQueen]

Granted! But you crash into everything.
I wish I could turn invisible!

[mdom]

Granted, but only when nobody is watching.

I wish my bra didn't have lost one strap.

[TwinkleQueen]

Granted! But then it lost both straps.
I wish I had the power to make people fall in love!

[Crowly]

Granted, but their life span is cut in half.
I wish I had perfect vision.

[TwinkleQueen]

Granted! But it only applies to things you don't want to see.
I wish I was a pink sparkly magical girl with lots of hearts and stars!

[CactuarJoe]

Granted but you're actually a plastic action figure.
I wish I could be a Pokemon master!

[TwinkleQueen]

Granted! But you're only a master of the weakest kinds of Pokémon.
I wish there was no war!

[CactuarJoe]

Granted but it's because you live on the moon.

I wish I had an infinite supply of Surge soda!