[DarkForbidden-Love]

Canada was defeated. The combined forces of his secratary and guest had worn him down and he eyed the bunnies doubtfully. The secratary was grinning like a loon and William was not to far behind. "And a army of paper bunnies equals a plethora of paper cuts." Right now he was just trying to halt bunny production, he could get rid of them later when the other two were not in the room with him.

[Yokuutsu]

"I haven't got a paper cut yet! And folding them into bunnies...usually gets rid of the ability to cause paper cuts." William is making even more bunnies as they speak. "Bsides, they love you and wouldn't do that to you. Not to their mommy." William gets extremely bored. And this is what happens when he gets bored. God help everyone.

[DarkForbidden-Love]

Canada wants this mad boredom to stop, "Anything else you would rather do then create the world's first evil bunny armada?" He wonders how long it will take for him to snap and just burn a few or let a few polar bears eat them.

[Yokuutsu]

"But I love the bunnies. And they love you too." William is still making them. "Besides....I think it's fun." He just smiles. "Unless you're done with paperwork? Then we could do...something?...together." He has no clue to what they should do, but until then, the bunny army shall grow. "I could make an army of cranes?"

[DarkForbidden-Love]

(Next time I forget to post within a day, kick me.)

"I have not yet finished the paperwork." Canada admits witha defeated sigh, "It just refuses to be finished." Canada is not all to keen on the idea od a crane and bunny army. "A crane and bunny army? Is that not a bit to much?"

[Yokuutsu]

(-gets kicking foot ready- XD )

"Paperwork is like bunnies. It multiplies." William states simply. "No. You need to be able to do aerial strikes in an army." And now, God help Canada, he's starting to make cranes too. "It'll mostly be bunnies though." He likes bunnies more anyway.

[DarkForbidden-Love]

(Eyes foot warily)

Canada has now completly forgot his paper work instead gaping at the minature army that was being created. Bunnies and cranes lined the desk William was working at. "Why do we even need a paper army?"

[Yokuutsu]

He just giggles as Canada gapes. "We don't." He chirps. "But they're fun to make....so....why not?" He's a strange person to say the least, but he's okay with that. "And if nothing else, you can give it to people....some people like using them as decorations."

[DarkForbidden-Love]

Canada supposed someone would find them to be interesting. But he could not find any redeemable characteristics amoung them beside that they kept William occupied. A cough brought him back to reality and he glanced over at his secretary's mirth filled eyes. "Perhaps, sir, instead of oogling at the army that William has created you could finish the paperwork?"

Canada flushed, slightly embarrased. "I get back to it."

[Yokuutsu]

"The sooner you finish....the sooner you can help me make the army bigger! And have more bunnies that love you!" William just smiles....way too happy about the bunny and crane army growing thing."And the army is just going to grow. The bunnies shall TAKE OVER THE WORLD!" William's boredom/insanity knows no bounds. They just keep going and going and going.

[DarkForbidden-Love]

"I'm not sure I want more bunnies to love me." Canada confesses quietly, more then slightly freaked out. Canada's voice then got a little louder so that he could be understood, "But why would they want to take over the world? That just means more paperwork." More paperwork meant less time for other ideas and getting grey hairs when you will still a country of a 100 years.

[Yokuutsu]

"But the bunnies love you even before they're made!" William is a very strange person. "Nuh-uh! It means less paperwork. Paper work would be mostly abolished. The bunnies demand it!" He giggles a bit as he makes more bunnies. "There would still be paperwork, but some of it would be gone! No marriage paperwork and other things! Just taxes and paperwork between countries!"

[DarkForbidden-Love]

"Some paperwork simply cannot be gotten rid of." The secretary chimes in from his stack of work. "And you would have to multiply what we have here about 10 times to even get close to the amount of paperwork one would have to do while ruling the world. That is just the bare minimum." Canada whistles, that is a huge amount of paperwork and he would absolutly hate doing it all.

[Yokuutsu]

"But most of it can be! Long as government takes a step back and let people use their brains to figure out the smaller stuff." This is the confederacy we're talking about here. Confederacies are more for big local government and smaller central government. "Nah, give local government more power and there won't be so much paperwork."

[DarkForbidden-Love]

"Hmmm..." Canada says thoughtfully, "That might work."

The secretary rolls his eyes and says, "If you don't want to do the paperwork, Sir, you can go outside with William so you don't distract me." His tone is pointed but still rather soft. "Though, once done, I do still want you to help me with Mount Paperwork."

[Yokuutsu]

William ends up putting a bunny he just made on the secretary's head. "And that one said you're his mother. I wasn't going to argue with him....so you have a precious baby bunny now." Did anyone ever mention that William was a bit...weird? Well, he is.