[Illusion]

Oh Bakura! I think I'm hallucinating.. Did you just say I want your body?

[Belial]

Taco's are hard to say "No" to.

[Aiko]

You are definitely hallucinating Marik

[Illusion]

But don't you want to know the secret? TO GET PERFECT ABS LIKE THESE!? *Coughs*

[NeonSynth]

Yeah all you have to do is paint them on Marik!!

[Aiko]

I am not interested Marik, I have more than enough fangirls to go around already

[Illusion]

*Isn't sick anymore*
But that's just it Bakura! If we get all the fan girls, THEY WILL FILL US WITH THE MOST ULTIMATE POWER KNOWN TO GODS! Cheering....

[Aiko]

It would be nice with some peace and quiet

[Illusion]

Oh but Bakura think about those Fan girls... And whatever it is they do... Read? Watch.. What was some of that stuff again?
*Is in space right now talking to you over the phone, working on a portal device*

[Aiko]

I really could live without my fangirls

[Illusion]

Oh come on Bakura! What's wrong with fan girls?! I mean sure.. They will most likely bond us to chairs, and fondle us a little bit. But I believe your forgetting the most important aspect which is......
OK NEW PLAN! We disguise ourselves as ghosts...
*Finishes the teleportation device and goes back to the council lair.*
We give Yugi a hatchet... We sneak up on him.. And when he strikes us.. WE TELL HIM THAT WERE NOT REALLY GHOSTS! ITS GENIUS!

[Aiko]

it sounds very hurtful, I am out

[Dawn]

o . o; Say what?!? What kind of crack are you on, Marik?

[Illusion]

I'm not taking crack! And why must you question my genius plans!?

[Dawn]

Cause that idea sounds like shit.. especially if you give Yugi the axe.. <. <

[Illusion]

FINE. We give him a chainsaw instead! THAT WOULD SHOW HIM!