[Batty]

-Cuddles tightly-

How are you Espy dear? <3

[Espy]

I'm fine >__< Playing Tetris Friends in its Arena. Wanna join?

[Batty]

I don't think I could concentrate. xD

On the phone with Hermes, and he's kind of an attention whore. xDDD;

[Echo-chan713]

I'm an attention prostitute

[Lioshika]

I've decided I'll have to be a prostitute. It's the only job that guarantees an income readily and doesn't make me want to smack customers for not understanding the rewards program.
-_-

[Echo-chan713]

well, what about the fact that one of the only times you need to smack a jon is either 1. Cheaps you out 2. Gives you unwanted pregnancy/std 3. Rape.

[Funkduder]

Wouldn't there be some sort of security in that case?

[Lioshika]

Totally! I'd have a bouncer. I ain't no low prostitute, I expect about $300 an hour at least! If you have a frequent flier card, and a coupon, bring your own condom, and me a cup of cappuccino. XD

[Funkduder]

/:|
Not bad for you, but I don't think that there's a union that can get that going for ya. Do you think others at your level would only work for that much? XD
IDK I'm just messing with ideas.

[Echo-chan713]

Originally Posted by Lioshika

Totally! I'd have a bouncer. I ain't no low prostitute, I expect about $300 an hour at least! If you have a frequent flier card, and a coupon, bring your own condom, and me a cup of cappuccino. XD

even though men can usually last for 10-30 minutes so they only pay between $30-$150

[Funkduder]

It's money I'd rather spend on a X-box and its maintenance. Though, I'm still a kid, so maybe later I'll understand.

[Echo-chan713]

at least the games will last longer than the sex

[Funkduder]

That's my point exactly.
To show the Stats: 1 thirty minute period = ~1 year of electricity to support a X-box 360. Add on a game like Skyrim and it would take 1 hour to match a full year of gameplay. This assumes total Skyrim fan-dom.

[Lioshika]

Originally Posted by Echo-chan713

even though men can usually last for 10-30 minutes so they only pay between $30-$150

No you pay for the FULL hour whether you use it or not. And my ex lasted about an hour or longer. -Shrugs- Besides, it's by the hour.

[Echo-chan713]

Originally Posted by Lioshika

No you pay for the FULL hour whether you use it or not. And my ex lasted about an hour or longer. -Shrugs- Besides, it's by the hour.

Mine lasts 30 minute (w/ breaks) -_-

[Funkduder]

This reminds me of the movie, Fanboys. $2K per hour for these two girls from Los Vegas, or they get messed up by this Hulk Hogan imitator. Better yet, the dudes didn't know better so it worked out to be a really hilarious situation.